The way I act, is pretty close to how I'd hope anyone would. It has a cost, so I'm willing to just say that, even though it's a bit of a brag.

The actual impact is still pretty small. I guess I wish I was better at things, so it would matter more.

Immediately downwind from a wildfire in a dense forest. At the bottom of an elevator shaft, which has no headroom built in when the car descends. Inside an industrial oven or cooking vat that's starting to heat up.

I dunno, there's a lot of places out there where you would die, and that are big enough to fit you. You just have to pick one where you'd have enough time to be scared, first.

Could this be the Russians, as well?

Are the 5 million Albertans included? I dunno, seems like a bit of a handful...

I'll take potatomuncher over Danielle Smith, though.

And "remote controlled" could mean a lot of things. At a basement price point, we're probably not talking automated farming, we're talking an RC car.

Accounting for different labour costs, that's much less impressive.

We should all be substance farmers? Really?

Your basic unit of agricultural land is the quarter-section, which is ~160 acres. Yeah, five or six quarters is appreciable, but not immodest. I know people with a lot more.

You don't really get to be a farmer unless you inherit it, and then you have the option of selling and just being a normal millionaire. (Doesn't stop farmers from considering themselves hard-working everymen, though)

So, after being busy a bit, the story has moved, anyway. There was an existing grass fire, and the range safety officer just decided it was fine to train right beside it, in a famously windy and unpredictable climate.

There were people saying there's wells on base, and Alberta started using natural gas very early, like possibly before there was a base. Clearly a lot of false rumours were swirling around, though.

Yeah, all correct. If sandbags wouldn't work for what you're firing, don't do that there. Somehow, it happened, though. According to Global, anyway.

I'd be surprised if, just, casual pockets of natural gas still exist near the surface, like that. Those are the first places wells get put in, historically, and a lot of wells are over a kilometer deep now.

Honestly, existing alternatives and frontends get surprisingly close.

Public service announcement that, once split up, this would be a significant but not life-changing amount of money. At least in the West.