this is the correct comment

"happy wife happy life" seems so.. antiquated though.

edit i think my viewpoint might be because my parents were both born in the early 1950s and very much reinforce the "boomer" stereotypes. i think both people in a partnership should be happy, to be clear.

See I missed that...I'm also divorced

Or she came up with a goal--and an annoyance to help drive it.

He isn't a keeper though, how the fuck do you eat chocolate in a way where it gets all over where you're eating it? I've had chocolate and just about any other food while in bed and black out drunk and never gotten any stains on the bedclothes.

No, and this comment annoyed me.

Pick your weapon, we meet at dawn.

(/s in case a moderator can't read cues)

Yes, there are people that can't do that.

I know someone who received a phone call in the morning to ask if they were actually cool with their husband taking a trip across the country with him. Ruined her whole day. Couldnt go to work because she didnt want to cry in the office. She knew about the vacation and was fine with it. Still not entirely sure how that ruined her day, but it did.

“Black and white” thinking is something that adhd and asd people struggle with constantly. It may not be a choice.

Usually when someone is contacting someone else while working on making peace with their feelings about that person's behavior, it's because they want to have a discussion with them about it. It's unusual for it to be a one-and-done text without expectation of a response. But if a response is expected, it's then unusual to follow up that text with another concerning a completely different topic. If I were in this situation, I'd find it hard to begin a discussion about her annoyance, which is valid and deserves to be explored, when the current topic is now a winery van.

Duvets usiually have duvet covers. The chocolate probably either went through the cover or it's a button up duvet cover and got in.

But how do I read these subtle hints, can't she just tell me how she's feeling?

And when someone texts you that "I'm not mad." it also means they definitely aren't mad lol

Mode: Activated

I think the person is just confused because the first thing sounds like she could be angry about it but the second message sounds cheery

...y'all should work on that.

"Chocolate on the bidet? That ain't chocolate. That's doodoo, baby!"

Ok. I'm going to help you out. I'll take your messy wife, and I'll also be messy with her. We'll eat chocolate in bed. We'll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car.

And you can take my wife.

Also, I'm not married.

I’ll eat on the toilet.

My girlfriend got mad during sex the other day because she rolled over on her belly to change positions and CRUNCH potato chips I left in bed.

I'm eating in bed rn, better than sharing space with smokers.

Thinking about people eating toast in bed makes me feel uncomfortable given the potential for crumbs.

Meow.

🎶🎵 So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!🎶🎵

I somwtimes eat in bed but if I do it's stuff like hard candy or nuts or something like that. Basically things that don't leave crumbs or anything behind.

it entirely depends on what you eat, some things are very easy to keep contained, especially if you keep them on a plate.

Also - it would be fun to ride one of those Pedal Pubs.

Unwashable, it says right in the text. Smh some people...

Well sometimes some people don't say directly that they're mad but say things like "I'm annoyed"

by the time someone tells you directly they are annoyed by something you have done, it’s gone past the “ i don’t like it but i’m going to just deal with it” stage.

it's assumed that a woman is always mad at their male partner unless they are actively doing something to make her happy.

it's a relationship trope.

and by mad not really angry, so much as dissatisfied.

It's a negative message immediately followed by a positive one, maybe it makes sense with an exaggerated example:

"oh god, my entire family just died in an airplane crash! Also, i'm thinking we could go to legoland next month, how's that sound?"