I was a paramedic for so long and was so burnt out at the end that these situations became let me drink your tears, fucko.

Eight titles? Demon Souls, three Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and Elden Ring. If you count Sekiro (I don't), that's seven. What am I missing?

It's a work of fiction, but I highly recommend Last of the Amazons by Stephen Pressfield. He does fantastic, heavily researched historical fictions with an abundance of resources at the end to reaearch the history he bases his plots off of.

It's basically about Eurasian tribes who had horses central to their religious mythos and how they dealt with the Greeks. It's fantastic.

Auschwitz Survivor Comedy Troupe still the funniest group of dudes to ever exist.

Pretty low dude. Historically some of the most racist groups toward 2nd generation Irish immigrants were 1st wave Irish immigrants. Humans are impressively fucking stupid which is why I don't have any.

I was an old school skater all through the hey-day of Tony Hawk, and I also fought Muay Thai for decades. By the time I hit thirty, I was like a case study for orthopedic doctors.

I bit the bullet and accepted I'd boarded until the wheels fell off and I couldn't keep getting hurt. Picked up a longboard and it's like my #1 hobby now. Just did 25 miles in sub-freezing temperatures right before we got slammed with the blizzard.

So no more half pipes. Just throw on a death metal album and pack a bunc of joints and cruise.

It's not an insult. I didn't say soccer moms are all-encompassingly unattractive, just that she ain't anything special. She's a "super model" who looks like every lady in front of me at the super market.

The funniest thing about this is she isn't even hot. She looks like every soccer mom in every suburban town everywhere.

LONGBOARDING MAH DUDE.

Dude that's a good thing. I'm probably going to die from my lack of fear of heights someday. You're the normal one, not me.

I don't and you can't tell me what to do.

I'm American and nobody is leaving anything here dude, haha. They're all delusional.