It was just a 75mil payment from Amazon to trump. Movie was just the means to do the transaction.
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I hate that our country has become so fascist that this dumb bitch's movie failing feels like a victory.
ew her nails
$75m bribe*
The 28 was just the advertising part iirc.
No. the 28M was for her per reporting. They still had to make the movie and advertise it.
Why did they have to advertise it?
Made God breath through his nose a little harder than usual.
breathe*
This is becoming the new word that people just seem unable to get right and it is just as easy to understand as all the other common ones. It's seriously like there's a conscious campaign to make more and more people forget more and more basic words and grammar, and most of those that make those mistakes are American. You gotta be so dumb to not get this right.
What does that mean? I remember something on it's always sunny about that. I presume it's a smiting.
You know. Like that, almost laugh thing you do when something is just. Barely, funny enough.
Personally. I'm hoping when we fly these wax wings all the way to the sun and everything works out so great that a true artist and historian team up to make a mockumentary about the "Melania" production.
You have to sell the con or else someone might catch on.
Who makes a movie and then doesn't advertise it? Only fake movie and this is definitely not a fake movie. 😉😉
This is shocking 😲 /s!
I love that this quote applies to both the movie and the actual person.
i assume some kind of hollywood accounting where they can write the unprofitable movie off their taxes
The old story. Churches and other MAGA groups are buying blocks of seats. It's playing to "sold out" empty houses.
At least Eva Braun was interesting.
Mel brooks should do a Producers about Maga. Too soon?
Currently on Rotten Tomatoes:
%11 Critics
%99 Audience
What's the point in review-bombing when it's so obvious?
Nick Hilton... said that the first lady came off in the film as “a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness” who leads a “vulgar, gilded lifestyle.”
He's saying it's accurate then?
I wish it was nothing, but for Canadians, America is a big scowling dictatorship of pure evil.
Take your fucking country back.
I love Canada, but this holier than thou mindset I keep seeing is getting tired. Remember Poilievre was polling ~20 points higher than Carney, until Trump started his 51st state horse shit. The entire world seems to be swinging right, and Canada just got lucky this time.
We are all in this together whether you want to be or not.
Indeed. All of europe will fall if we don't get popular reform to challenge the far right, now backed by the US and Russia, running themselves as reform and all other major parties captured by the establishments/oligarchies.
this holier than thou mindset
It's totally okay not to project. It's okay to just be concerned and worried and insignificant like the rest of us without alienating your best refugee destination.
Not with these democrats and these dumb motherfuckers still trust them. They are quite vicious about it too.
Remember when people tried to frame her as a victim? What stank of a person.
That's also an accurate description of narcissism—a void of nothingness. Those people only live on the outside, because they don't exist within themselves
75 million dollars. 75. Million. Dollars.
How much of it went to the crew and other people who actually made the damn thing?
Or even used for their benefit in other way, for that matter - I'm asking because apparently the crew did overtime hours with no food while the director lorded over the underlings and stuffed his face. (Don't do overtime if your boss isn't personally ordering you a ton of pizza, guys.)
-War of the World 2025: 4% RT
-this propaganda: 10% RT
The heck
I mean, both are cult propaganda written by and for deranged members of the cult.
I guess the Mango Mussolini cult is just two and a half times as popular as the Tom Cruise cult 🤷
The 2025 version didn't have Tom Cruise
It had Ice Cube, and I can't, for the life of me, understand why the fuck people keep giving that man work.
Ghost of Mars, that horrible XXX sequel, War of the Worlds, shit... they are remaking Anaconda? That's going to suck, too.
True, but it was still based on some bullshit Hubbard wrote iirc
I sit corrected
I don't mean to keep correcting you, but the author was HG Wells...
War Of The Worlds probably got MAGAed for having a Black protagonist.
the same way the Trump family obtains most things they want, fraud.
The only people that would go see this are Trump cultists, who are going to approve of it regardless of quality
Because the only people who'd ever see it are either members of the cult or reviewers being paid to see it.
1% of the audience being reviewers and the rest deciding that it's amazing before seeing it and not changing their mind when proven wrong sounds pretty plausible 🤷
They might be filtering out the deluge of bad reviews as anomaly or political.
Selection/volunteer bias, no one who would give it a bad review would pay to see it
Oh NO! We NEED to Pass a Bill to Quickly Rectify THIS!
-Chuck Schumer!
I loved the one from the Guardian comparing it to Zone of Interest. Utterly boring but makes you think about the off-screen horrors of the Trump regime
These dumb shits don't get it. It was never supposed to be good. It was a bribe. Even wasting a second watching it to do a review is a waste of human effort.
Why would movie critics go to see a money laundering attempt?
Because it's their job? They can't just watch what they like.
The funniest thing about this is she isn't even hot. She looks like every soccer mom in every suburban town everywhere.
I wouldnt insult soccer moms like that, but I see what u saying.
It's not an insult. I didn't say soccer moms are all-encompassingly unattractive, just that she ain't anything special. She's a "super model" who looks like every lady in front of me at the super market.
Way worse. Those vapid all american soccer moms have that MILF next door vibe, Melania just looks like an Eastern European prostitute possessed by a lizard.
She looks like every soccer mom in every suburban town everywhere
More like every self employed sex therapist hanging around hotel bars.
I hope she ends up like Mussolini’s girlfriend
A scowling void of pure nothingness
Sounds like a sick video game summon.


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