It's glowing in infrared

fun fact: human bodies do emit light

You will be happy to know that, in fact, it does:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15244265/

Try ingesting large amounts of uranium in powdered form

It’s glowing under the skin

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the radness of the rave..."

Once cracked, a glow stick only lasts a short time.

I'd suggest that you wouldn't want that, but... who knows? It would be interesting if we glowed brightly in the visible light spectrum (to short circuit the "well, ackshully" comments), just before we passed on.

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