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[–] 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Husband here.

Sometimes relationships end up with one "tidy one" and one "messy one".

I busted my ass over the years to turn from a gremlin into a "tidy one".

I got married to my "messy one". She's in charge of keeping the house clean.

I have to remind her not to eat in bed 🥲

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Ok. I'm going to help you out. I'll take your messy wife, and I'll also be messy with her. We'll eat chocolate in bed. We'll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car.

    And you can take my wife.

    Also, I'm not married.

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