I’ll eat on the toilet.

My girlfriend got mad during sex the other day because she rolled over on her belly to change positions and CRUNCH potato chips I left in bed.

I'm eating in bed rn, better than sharing space with smokers.

Thinking about people eating toast in bed makes me feel uncomfortable given the potential for crumbs.

🎶🎵 So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!🎶🎵

Meow.

I somwtimes eat in bed but if I do it's stuff like hard candy or nuts or something like that. Basically things that don't leave crumbs or anything behind.

it entirely depends on what you eat, some things are very easy to keep contained, especially if you keep them on a plate.