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[–] 44 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Of course.

"Oh you require my DOB to sign up for your site? 01/01/1990, my good website who I'll never buy from again"

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  • [–] 34 points 10 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 33 points 10 months ago

    I have read the terms and conditions

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    I set my age to the max in Steam back in the day, now I'm well beyond 100 years old.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Oh wise and ancient one, what game should I buy?

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 gets my vote for game of the year 2025.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

    I love the idea of the games but I spent days practicing the combat in the first game only to die by the first person to attack me every time.

    Is the second games combat any easier?

    inb4 "git gud"

    I tried. That's the problem.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    I'm lying about what I'm really thinking of the world situation and what we need to collectively do about it, because shit's bannable.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Is it murder people? I think it might be murder.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I will never tell, tee-hee! But yeah it's murder.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I too fully believe there could be a list of people that, if all of them somehow died at the same time, we could save the world and billions of lives. Who is on this list I don't know, but I believe it can exist.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago

    Lying, on the internet, about something?

    Or

    Lying about ‘something on the internet’?

    Also, ‘lying about’ = telling lies, or being lazy?

    Such a vague question.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    My account isn't actually deleted.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    Nice try FBI

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    Some say Alduin is Akatosh, some say M'aiq is a Liar. Don't you believe either of those things.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    I have a LinkedIn, so I'll say a resounding probably

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    I'm lying in this statement.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I emailed "looking forward to seeing you" to someone I'm completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I am a font of lies and should never be taken seriously

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    ...Wait, if we can't take anything you say seriously because you say you're lieing, then you're lieing about lieing, which means you actually telling the truth about lieing, which means...

    SEGFAULT

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Yes. I'm actually an undercover Trisolarian and my people will invade soon.

    Perish, puny Earthlings.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Of course not. I would never do such a thing.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    I have to lie all the time because my true thoughts would get me banned for "inciting violence"

    As if we had other options at this point

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Yes.

    (This comment is a lie on the internet)

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    I don’t see the reason to lie to complete strangers. Why should someone care what people they don’t care about think?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    What does currently mean?

    Have I done it recently? Yes.

    Am I doing it right now with this post? No.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    I work on being authentic at all times.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    I confess... I am a dog. I have been burdened with this venomous secret for years. Nobody suspected a thing.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    There's some "unpleasant" parts of myself I lie about to nearly everyone, minus close friends. I'm practically a different person on every social media platform.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I don't have any accounts in my name. If omission is lying, I'm lying.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I was the one that gave the melons to the minions....

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Whenever it comes up, I'm generally vague about my age, though I've given plenty of hints and maybe even the exact number more than once.

    It's about equal parts anti-doxx and deep denial that I'm not still half my age.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    a priest once asked me this about life, i told him "i lied once" referring to the lie i just told him.

    nice try e-priest

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I generally lie about my age, depends on the input format. If I have to type it out manually ill be truthful, if I have to scroll all the wheels im born on the 1st of January and whatever the year wheel lands on after a big spin

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Removed by mod

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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    No, I've been saying I'm a virgin since day 1.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    I'm not lying about anything on the Internet (snicker)

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    That I am some kind of stealth lazer 2 astronomical units away.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Yes. Ha! That was a lie! Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth. Which means it was a lie. Which means that was the truth.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I have never assassinated an ass

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I have deep personal traumas from a time when someone I trusted lied to me. I've resolved to always aim to be better than that.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    I'm lying on a couch.

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