By being effortless. >.>

MAYBE SHES BORN WITH IT, MAYBE ITS MAYEBLENE~

Be neurotypical and be privileged enough to not have any (mental) health issues

I'm leaning towards satire or AI generated. Could be either.

Different versions of this were plastered all over high schools in my area when I attended a decade ago. Not satire unfortunately.

YOUR MOTHER DOES NOT WORK HERE JENOTHY WASH YOUR DAMN FORK

whose effort we talking about because i just got handed a cup of tea. effortless.

What does the writer think "effort" means? What does the writer think anything means?

unpaid overtime probably

Woah Woah Woah now, you wouldn't want anyone to misidentify you as a socialist soya boy terrorist would you? Cause a real patriot doesn't complain and will refuse to take any bonus or time off. A real patriot pulls down their pants when their asked to bend over. /S

Throw in remote work. No one needs to be in an office to do paperwork.

That's pretty fucked up. I always thought of "Teamwork makes the dream work" as something two people working together might say to each other once they finished a task more easily than they could have alone. A boss saying that to an employee is definitely saying "we (management) have a dream that you should turn into a reality for us".

Motivational posters are the worst. I've never worked at a place that had them that didn't have their head up their asses.

Want to motivate me? Give me good wages, lots of vacation and keep the shitheads out of the company. Current place puts a premium on culture fit, anyone can interview, if any single person is uncomfortable, they're a no-go. We've had some solid talent booted out the door because they couldn't stop from being as ass for a couple hours.

10 THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO YOUR EMPLOYEES TO DEMEAN THEM AND SNEAKILY ENCOURAGE THEM TO EMBRACE YOUR WAGE THEFT.

At least "zero talent" makes more sense.

This is corporate fuck you wageslaves culture

Of course not, that would require effort! 😉

I was thinking that an LLM probably did write it.

I agree, even the less obvious ones as having a good attitude or being on times arent things that requires effort (like whoever scrawled on the picture scrawled).

Best I can do is 3x the attitude and body language.