One of my bosses posted, "Teamwork makes the dream work."
I wanted to ask "Whose dream?", but I needed the job.
"Oh, we're all in this together, we're a TEAM! Yes, it's my dream, and I take far more personal profit out of this company than any of you, but we all work for the same goal! I mean, we all have bills to pay. Yes, my bill is the mortgage on my 8000 sq. ft. McMansion, and my ski boat, and your bill is food, and a car payment, but really, we're all the same here, just trying to get along in life. Right!?"
Fuck you, JOHnaTHaN.