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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

But for me, it was Tuesday.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    It's okay, everybody relax. I'm here.

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  • Have you tried... not being a mutant?

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    I saw it in my head just reading it. Absolutely moving.

    I can't get through

    (other scene)Sam's monologue
    With dry eyes either. That speech has kept me going, so many times. I've even posted it in various places on Lemmy as a counter to the sheer hopelessness and defeatism (understandably) pervading a lot of threads.

    I often consider getting it wholly or partially inscribed on me.

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago

    Hasta la vista baby.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago

    We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

    Snakes. I hate snakes.

    Bring out the gimp.

    Of course I know him! He’s me!

    Sssssmokin’!

    I understood that reference.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago

    Life, uh, finds a way.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "It really tied the room together."

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago*

    Surely you can’t be serious. I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

    Also same movie: Today I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago

    There is no spoon.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    Khaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!

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  • I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Alternate challenge: Find a line of more than just a few words from Holy Grail that won't be recognized.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Don't even need a few words, "Elderberries".

    Edited for clarity.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    "Who goes there?" and "It's only a model" could work without any more context. But I think I would go with "Oh, don't be such a baby" even with context I think lots of people won't immediately recognize this.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    My best efforts from the script, but it ultimately goes to show that you're right:

    • Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
    • That's enough music for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
    • Well, this is the main hall. We're going to have all this knocked through, and made into one big living room.
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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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    I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

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    The Princess Bride, obviously!

    spoiler


    (I didn't actually know that off the top of my head. I ran across a site that apparently indexes movie clips by sentence and picks a random line every time you reload the page. It happened to load a search for "hello there" and that was one of the first five results that it shows you before telling you to pay for an account. The other four results were Far From Heaven, Annie (2014), Hellboy II, and The Mask, BTW.)

    (And yes, I know you meant to be referencing Obi-Wan's line in Star Wars.)

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    OH HAI MARK.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    This one time....at bandcamp....

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "We're on a mission from God."

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    That's no moon.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    "Rosebud..."

    You don't even have to have ever seen the movie to know it!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Royal with cheese

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Shut the fuck up Donny.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago*

    The greater good (the greater good)

    Crusty jugglers

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    So you're saying there's a chance?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    It’s mega-maid, sir! She’s gone from suck to blow!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago*
    • "Klaatu barada nikto"
    • "Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha"

    The first one is a classic. The second one may not be as familiar but still is a great movie ;)

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  • They should have sent a poet.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    The name is Bond, James Bond

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    That kid is back on the escalator again... I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath in sues!

    You sucked thirty six dicks? In a row?

    You must've thought it was whiteboy day!

    If someone asks you if your a god Ray, you say yes!

    My girlfriend's a dog... She barks, she claws, she drools, she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.

    Lorain, I'm your density, I mean your destiny.

    Oh Stewardess, I speak jive...

    I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he's an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

    Frau Blücher.

    Get the hell out of here! Now! You Kirk lovin Spock suckers!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago*

    You must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don't be resigned to that. Break out!

    SourceDead Poet's Society

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?


    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My claim to a brush with celebrity is that I used to know Michael Rooker, who played the guy who got pretzeled.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    KHA-LI MAAA

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    "I've got a bad feeling about this."

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

    "Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.'"

    "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I would like to have seen Montana.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Welcome to the party, pal!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!

    Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.

    Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!

    Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    ITT: people think their favorite movie is more recognizable than it is

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    You got magic legs!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    What's your favorite scary movie?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I’m not a witch, I'm your wife!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up: This, is my BOOMSTICK!

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