So he changes the name in the US and it stays Lake Ontario for the rest of the world? Fine with me.

A teacher in highschool put this up on the screen and told us to read it to ourselves,

"Aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."

Then some bright light in the back of the room asked if that was actually true after fully comprehending what was in front of them.

I'll be glad to see the day when the front page isn't 70% step-fantasies.

Trick question. The answer is Captain Kathryn Janeway.

Ain't it just.

But why?

Disable safety protocols.

In response to nearly everything, "That was my high school nickname!"

Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.

Aaaand now I'm sad.