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[–] 113 points 1 year ago (27 children)

IF there is a chemical that "disconnects" you from GOD, then there must ALSO be a chemical that "connects" you to GOD.

LSD?

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Replace the fluoride in the water with lsd. Fuck it let the country go down in a blaze of interesting

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Dude LSD in the water supply would be better than whatever the fuck is going on in this world right now

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    I guarantee you, 99% of the world's problems would be solved in 6 months if everyone on the planet tripped at the same time. And I don't mean like a little baby dose, I'm talking every motherfucker on the moon at one time.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I feel like we would have a whole new set of never before considered problems to deal with.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Helping a bunch of evil fuckers get over their egos would be top of the list

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Some people are just immune to that aspect of psychedelics

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    exactly. check out all the dmt ppl who swear extra dimensional aliens found them so interesting for taking a drug and important enough individuals to take time out of their extra dimensional lives to like. say hey to them

    its the opposite of ego death and they seem to forget that, well, taking one of the most potent hallucinogens available will lead to potent hallucinations

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    LSD made me realize that we’re all connected and if you kill someone you’re killing part of yourself which really didn’t help my career as a hitman.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Do more acid until you realize the cycle of life and death is perfectly natural and that you're merely playing a part.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If a chemical can disconnect you from God, then what you are calling God is not God.

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  • [–] 88 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I’ve always enjoyed how God is simultaneously portrayed as all-powerful and all-knowing, yet extremely fragile and petty. There’s the “wrong” kind of relationship, heavy metal, now fluoride, and the list goes on.

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  • [–] 74 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    So whenever you see someone with a lot of teeth missing and the ones still there yellow and brown, you know they are connected to God. All people in heaven have bad teeth. Wait a minute... Is England heaven?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    A lot of people in England get Turkey Teeth these days. Few things are more godless than that.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Ah, the Hollywood anchorman smile, or cheap car salesman smile. Creepy AF.

    In Dutch there's a saying "wie mooi wil gaan moet pijn doorstaan", translated "who wants to go pretty needs to endure pain". But these days with all the botox, bleaching, fillers, lifters, etc it's more like "endure pain to become a plastic toxic nightmare".

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It used to mean that for getting buff or just some hair removal. But yeah. Body dismorphia is actively promoted because it makes money.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Yeah the marketing ghouls have worked out that making people feel scared, angry, and sad means they're more likely to impulsively pay for stuff they don't need in a panic or out of desperation.

    Funny thing is it used to be trying to get the consumer into a happy and relaxed state so they felt they could depart with some of their disposable income to "treat themselves".

    Now that more consumers don't have disposable income, they're leaning more heavily into preying on insecurities and fears.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    Ah yes the all powerful all knowing god thwarted by an atom he created. Guess we have the answer to the “could got create a stone heavy he couldn’t lift” paradox

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "Mandrake. Have you ever seen a Commie with a glass of water?"

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Why is God being invoked in ANY discussion of governmental policy? God is totally irrelevant to any government policy.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Haha, I'm literally loling over here. Fucking delusional, asinine bullshit. I can't believe these people are in charge.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago*

    chugs as much fluoride as a data center chugs water

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Please let this horror show end all ready…

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    “Fluoride disconnects one from God,” a listener with the username “Peter & Melissa BioHacking Stem Cells” wrote during one call.

    One can but hope that Satan never discovers Yahweh's Kryptonite.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    This is stupid. Beyond stupid. Cave brained.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That’s dangerous information to freely put out into the world, jr.. As an atheist, the only reasonable thing to do is to craft a fluoride knife and use it to strike down god. I’ll come out correct, one way or another.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    See, it's common knowledge that you can't "take anything with you when you go," but it's also known that your body will rise out of the ground on the last holy day, so clearly your physical form is made manifest. What THAT means is that if I fuse my ulna and radius into a triangular bayonet, and then rip off my hand when I appear before god, I can stab him! And now I know what material to coat my bones in!

    AND I KNOW WHAT FLUORIDIC COMPOUND PENETRATES SKIN TO THE BONE!!

    MAAAAARGARET?!? WHERE'S THAT HFl THAT WE HAVE SITTING AROUND?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    What about testosterone and anabolic steroid injections Bobby?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    In normal times, people like that would be in an institute and properly cared for.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    Clickbait title, but decent journalism.

    That flouride quote is from one of the 5,000 rando attendees in one meeting. It was not uttered by who you're supposed to think said it.

    Not that it matters, because it might as well have been said by Oz or RFK Jr or Orange Julius.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    It's 2025 and people still belive in the magic sky daddy like it's 1825. Absolutely insane.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If MAGA is any indication, being connected to Yahweh's wi-fi is a horrific thing that destroys body and soul. Give me the fluoride.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    You know what disconnects you from God? Greed. Too much money. That's what disconnects you from God. You cannot serve both God and Mammon. The Bible never mentioned fluoride.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    This is why aliens don't stop to communicate with us. They see what kind of trash we're producing as a species and letting rise to the top of our social structures and they just move on to the next solar system.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Or maybe nobody ever makes it to interstellar travel. They always end up destroying themselves first, like we're currently busy doing.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is probably it. I'm sure greed is a thing with all sentient beings and greed always leads to destruction.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    It's highly suspicious that we can't see ANY evidence of an interstellar civilization considering how far we can see. Over 13 billion years, and nobody in visible range is flying big ships around or anything? I've no doubt intelligent life is out there, but SOMETHING seems to be keeping all of it from doing a Star Trek.

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  • He declares a jihad against fluorine.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    I'd say having parts of your brain being eaten by a worm has a higher chance of being disconnected from God at about a 1000000000000:1 ratio. The fluoride isn't the problem.

    Hell, I wouldn't surprised if the fluoride harms the worm in his head and therefore it forces him to say "FlUoRiDe BaD!".

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    “Fluoride disconnects one from God,” a listener with the username “Peter & Melissa BioHacking Stem Cells” wrote during one call. As part of his agenda, Kennedy has directed the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to review the use of fluoride supplementation in water supplies.

    Ok, yep, this is the kind of insane, nutjob "Christianity" I grew up in and around.

    These actual lunatic people just make up their minds that... something they don't like, for reasons that they know are nonsense, it just gives them an 'ick' for some reason... yep, its just haram now, its demons, because God told me personally when I prayed about it one day.

    This is American Christianity, a gigantic ego trip for mentally ill people, and you're an anti-religious bigot if you criticize their anti-logic, their fever dreams.

    Oh how I wish that all 100 million Americans who believe Trump is part of God's plan just actually had been raptured, I am so beyond tired of dealing with these people's aggressive and hateful delusions.

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    it is very funny to me that a year ago, on lemmy, i had liberal boomers tut-tuting at me when I would say things like "no, you don't get it, roughly one third of America fundamentally thinks democracy is stupid and would prefer a theocracy with American state propoganda characteristics", and then back that up with statistics.

    Pshaw! What a ludicrous notion! The idea that you could suggest-

    shhhhh its time to retire now, liberal boomer, retire from having agressively delusional opinions, shhhhh no you don't get to actually retire, no, your house isn't worth what you think it is, no, your investments aren't going to be enough, shhhh its ok, your mindless self indulgence didn't work out so well, just like we all told you it wouldn't, shhhhh, its time for bed.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Anything this guy says is bullshit, I'll do the opposite of whatever he says, after all I am just as much of a doctor as he is.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fluoride Disconnects One from God

    OK, but at least one's teeth are strong and healthy.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fluoride is to "god" as kryptonite is to Superman?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    No, no, no. God is omnipotent and all creating, so why would God create something that could make his beloved worshippers disconnect?

    Unless? No, it can't be. Ok, hear me out here. ..unless God isn't real 😲😲

    It's either that, or the person who believes God can easily be defeated by chlorine is not a true believer of God being an all powerful being.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    say and do anything to be 'relevant' and get shares.

    that's all they need to keep being in the spotlight

    (not blaming you or whatever, just this is what's happening and we can't stop it without stopping information which is what they want)

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The dumbest people in the room are running our country.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    My understanding is that basically the political issue is that as we shifted to a more-specialized set of people working in various areas, experts


    usually people with a university education in a particular relevant area


    became the decision-makers. That led to some other people feeling disenfranchised, feeling that they had no input, because nobody cared about their positions.

    That became exacerbated on things like homosexuality, where you had the reclassification of homosexuality in the DSM causing domain experts to be touching on things that some felt to be value questions, things that should not be a matter for specialists.

    So what the Trump administration is doing is letting people feel that they're getting to have their input, even though they aren't some elite domain expert. Democracy has been restored, because now Joe Blow gets to say things and be have his voice visibly heard, rather than just being condescendingly ignored by bureaucrats who make the calls.

    Trump beating up on Ivy League universities is political theater putting them in their place.

    Stuff like that. Makes people who felt disempowered feel like order has been restored.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    theres always a correlation when someone becomes a looney right wing, like the people like SORBO, cavaziel who suffered brain damage.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I misread that as 'Florida' the first time around and thought "Hell of a claim, but it makes sense..."

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    TIL: god loves tooth decay /s

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    “It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids, without the knowledge of the individual, certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.”

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    This same person dismisses trusting the experts because that would be a religion. Hypocrisy doesn't even begin to describe this guy.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    [insert that one gif of kirby falling off a cliff]

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Checkmate, atheists.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    His "god" is what I call universal-evil, from what I can see.

    His war against evidence-based-medicine pleases demons, not angels, I'm certain.

    & his gaslighting is just "icing on the cake", isn't it?


    We have to compete-against evil more-effectively, or we lose the world, & this isn't sinking-in:

    people are still believing that social-assertion is the "means" of making everything work.

    Making our lives & our projects/businesses/communities/etc work right is far more effective, than mere social-assertion.

    "politics" has brainwashed people into believing that collective-opinion is "god".

    Universe's Natural Selection couldn't care less about one's established social-assertion, & humankind's going to be mown-down if humankind won't understand that, this century..

    _ /\ _

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Or, in other words, something disconnected him from reality.

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