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Trump's latest remarks come only days after Pete Hoekstra, the U.S. ambassador to Canada, said it's Canadians who are fixated on the 51st state talk, and that sort of rhetoric is now in the past.
These idiots can't even keep their bullshit consistent.
I'd rather die and I mean that
Just make sure you get a few on the way out.
I'm a pro drone pilot so won't be an issue there
Are they susceptible to jamming or other electronic fuckery?
Are there defenses against such?
How much can they carry and how painful could the payload be?
Would you rather : magnesium, phosphor, napalm, and water in separate glass jars
Or
A great big kaboom?
Trump's latest remarks come only days after Pete Hoekstra, the U.S. ambassador to Canada, said it's Canadians who are fixated on the 51st state talk, and that sort of rhetoric is now in the past.
We Canadians just knew Trump would keep babbling about it.
Yea time to start playing with switches at Niagara substations around the time the stock market opens again... Wonder how much that would wipe off the market
Why does he think ALL of Canada should be a single state, anyway?
Because he doesn't actually understand how any of this works.
Because then he'd only have to deal with one puppet to get all the resources
I'm pretty sure Alberta would be its own state. But the rest of Canada is way too liberal for him to give us separate representation.
Hey USA. Your boy is on the front lawn in his diapers eating dog shit again. Maybe collect him before he gets away?
oh look, another few years added to how long it will be before I consider going back there
I will never become a worthless piece of shit American.
Trump can fucking die already. America sucks. Fuck you America!
I would gladly welcome New England as our 11th Province and Cascadia as our 12th.
Even better, I would love to see a balkanized USA. The current monster is a sclerotic ossified polity incapable of adapting and changing. They have created such a strong central government that everything is a cosmic battle between 2 megatribes and they all hang from the balls of 3 swing SCOTUS justices, 5 swing state senators and 1 crazy POTUS. That's an insane concentration of power.
The US is just too coupled for what it is. An EU-style semi-autonomous decoupling would make everyone that much happier: when Slovenia adopts weird gender rules, Portugal can just shrug and continue. Hungary gets to cosplay Frankoism while Spain sends ships to protect the Gaza Flotilla.
So, the US could happily break into some sane set of (10-20) self-coherent countries that can freely experiment with their laws, political cultures structures and constitutions. Let's also get an independent Quebec in there for good measure, and let's have an EU-like loose confederation with freedom of movement from the DariΓ©n Gap to the Arctic Ocean.
For fuck's sake.
State politicians are as much pussies as Canadian ones, so it will take time for everyone to grow a spine, but the US is certain to collapse, and the easiest path to collapse is state run tax strikes and secession. Normally fair secession involves a fair division of assets and liabilities. Fascist department of war invasions of states and cities, and fascist defunding attacks on blue states while propping up red state industries with tariffs at expense of every consumer gives a declaration of war pretense for immediate secession of all cooperation with zionazi/oligarchist regime. The zionazi/oligarchist grip on state politicians allied with national parties makes them pussies, just as the CIA forces all of our politicians to be pussies.
The dissolution of the US will come as a loophole to cancel all of its debt. One state going on a tax strike or seceding is an extra straw on the camel's (already trembling) back, and war against that state would be a further straw. Obvious to all that disolving the union and starting over makes much more sense than "peacefully accepting their share of zionazi debt". Any division or internal war is unsustainable for US.
Canada and China can greatly help with refederation of US states. It would be good for Canada to welcome US states. Market access to China is good for any new federation. If protecting a domestic auto industry makes sense, then Michigan being part of Canada makes sense. Agriculture sector in Canada has pressured Ottawa to stop being stupid. Most red states are dying due to 0 agriculture sales. US climate terrorism for Skynet is going to make electricity scarce for Americans. Forcing blue states to be extorted by red state energy, and narrow purple state tariff subsidies, requires complete zionazi slave pussies gaslighting their people to tolerate and sustain.
Give Canadians 96 hours notice, we are closing up shop, come across and get back home, and close the border. You don't hold open borders against invaders.
This won't stop. There's too much money to be made to let it go. If we shift to the right, it's gonna get worse.
He's not kidding. The whole "no rules of engagement" speech by Hegseth, Canada should be preparing a drone army by now, Ukraine style.
The Canadian government really should be funding courses on combat first aid, self-sufficiency, and other non-combat insurgency courses.
Abso-fucking-lutely. Ukraine has shown the 20th century military doctrines to be dead and has shown how smaller countries can fuck up bigger ones with drone warfare. Canada needs this and I'm not even a militarist.
Yet another distraction....
Or, maybe it's not (just) distraction. Maybe he is seeding interest amongst the Canadian magatards. Maybe this is designed to give traction to Dani Smith and her ilk, to create division and internal strife.
Maybe Trump and the repubs have been following a playbook for all his Canada talk... maybe Putin's playbook on Ukraine.
"From this moment forward, the only mission of the newly restored Department of War is this: Warfighting" -Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War September 30, 2025
One of these threats is not a distraction
No it isn't. This is an offer you can't refuse.
How about we float trump in the gulf of Mexico.
CANDU doesn't use enriched uranium. So unlike other nuclear powered countries we haven't built enrichment capacity necessary for power and weapons.
Worse, the new SMR projects being built make us dependent on the US for fuel since they use enriched uranium.
Well, we have treaties. With countries other than the United States.
Might still be worth gearing up to breach them if need be, though. I suspect most of them will understand.
Iβll go back to the US when Trump and his cronies are dead.
"You know, I've got no direction to, you know, continue a dialogue on the 51st state. It hasn't been in play for months," he said.
Fucking Hoekstra. What a cock-gobbling sycophant.
Iβm floating Cascadia joining up with Canada.
I feel like they'd do better as territories. Even the more left leaning US states have a very different political culture that I wouldn't want imported into Canada
They should just be independent countries for a while and see how that goes before they even consider asking to move in with someone else.
I don't know about you but as a lifelong Albertan my life would improve if my city had even a little bit of the culture of like, Seattle. I'm not guessing, I have been there and it would be a place I'd consider moving if they weren't under fascist dictatorship keen on eradicating my people.
One good thing coming out of this rhetoric is many of us are getting back into full combat fitness.
Fuck Trump, fuck the USA. We will never be a state. 
That's right. We'd be a territory. π
Nah weβd be a βprotectorateβ like Guam, Puerto Rico or the US Virgin Islands. Plus a neverending insurgency for good measure. ππΊπΈβΎοΈ
I actually think he means statehood, since he very noticeably never offered it to the less-traditionally-white nation of Greenland.
It's still a booby deal in several other ways.
President: I know I have said some awful shitty things in the past. Well, I am going to say them again!
Can the west coast, Hawaii and upper east coast of America become Canadian provinces?
I wanted to leave the US for canada. Shit like this makes me think that fucking orange twat will just start shit with Canada when he gets bored down here.
You get Alberta, we get the west coast. Deal?
The precept behind this is that Canada needs the Golden dome to defend itself from Russia or China. What's lost is that NORAD defends the US from Russia. We should be paid to protect the US from Russia.
If we choose to not demonically hate Russia and China, as a carbon copy of US dictated demonic policy, then there is zero need to defend ourselves from what what we do not threaten. A nuclear attack on Canada involves us crossing a dementia line, where even if we're not the active threat to human countries, exterminating Canadians is viewed as a net global positive. Europe is far ahead of our dementia, and a legitimate threat to humanity in its demonic fascist evil, we would STFU quickly when US bases in Europe are nuked. We already do not need NORAD for defense of Canada. Our section of golden dome would only be to protect the US, and so if they want to build it, they MUST pay us to build it. They also need to start paying us for NORAD. Chinese missiles will not go through Artic to hit US, and again, the best defense is to stop being stupid vs humanity, and being part of same alliances as US.
What the fuck are you talking about?
We don't need a golden dome. The only country that will ever be a threat to us is US. If the US wants a golden dome they need to pay us to help with shielding their pure evil.
The other lie is that "its free if Canada gets burdened by huge US historical debt" (all resulting from department of war)
That there is no leader or media in Canada explaining this basic reality to Canadians proves our colonial status and our brainwashing to desperate slavery.

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