Not going to happen.

top 86 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [S] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Trump's latest remarks come only days after Pete Hoekstra, the U.S. ambassador to Canada, said it's Canadians who are fixated on the 51st state talk, and that sort of rhetoric is now in the past.

These idiots can't even keep their bullshit consistent.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    And Canada, once again tells Trump to "get fucked".

  • source
  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    This fucking clown.

  • source
  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Wait, I thought we had a fentanyl problem. Why would he want that?

  • source
  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I'd rather die and I mean that

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Just make sure you get a few on the way out.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm a pro drone pilot so won't be an issue there

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Are they susceptible to jamming or other electronic fuckery?

    Are there defenses against such?

    How much can they carry and how painful could the payload be?

    Would you rather : magnesium, phosphor, napalm, and water in separate glass jars

    Or

    A great big kaboom?

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Trump's latest remarks come only days after Pete Hoekstra, the U.S. ambassador to Canada, said it's Canadians who are fixated on the 51st state talk, and that sort of rhetoric is now in the past.

    We Canadians just knew Trump would keep babbling about it.

  • source
  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Yea time to start playing with switches at Niagara substations around the time the stock market opens again... Wonder how much that would wipe off the market

  • source
  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Why does he think ALL of Canada should be a single state, anyway?

  • source
  • hideshow 7 child comments
  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Because he doesn't actually understand how any of this works.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hey USA. Your boy is on the front lawn in his diapers eating dog shit again. Maybe collect him before he gets away?

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Typical rapist, won't take NO for an answer.

  • source
  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    oh look, another few years added to how long it will be before I consider going back there

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    I will never become a worthless piece of shit American.

    Trump can fucking die already. America sucks. Fuck you America!

  • source
  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I would gladly welcome New England as our 11th Province and Cascadia as our 12th.

    Even better, I would love to see a balkanized USA. The current monster is a sclerotic ossified polity incapable of adapting and changing. They have created such a strong central government that everything is a cosmic battle between 2 megatribes and they all hang from the balls of 3 swing SCOTUS justices, 5 swing state senators and 1 crazy POTUS. That's an insane concentration of power.

    The US is just too coupled for what it is. An EU-style semi-autonomous decoupling would make everyone that much happier: when Slovenia adopts weird gender rules, Portugal can just shrug and continue. Hungary gets to cosplay Frankoism while Spain sends ships to protect the Gaza Flotilla.

    So, the US could happily break into some sane set of (10-20) self-coherent countries that can freely experiment with their laws, political cultures structures and constitutions. Let's also get an independent Quebec in there for good measure, and let's have an EU-like loose confederation with freedom of movement from the DariΓ©n Gap to the Arctic Ocean.

    For fuck's sake.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    State politicians are as much pussies as Canadian ones, so it will take time for everyone to grow a spine, but the US is certain to collapse, and the easiest path to collapse is state run tax strikes and secession. Normally fair secession involves a fair division of assets and liabilities. Fascist department of war invasions of states and cities, and fascist defunding attacks on blue states while propping up red state industries with tariffs at expense of every consumer gives a declaration of war pretense for immediate secession of all cooperation with zionazi/oligarchist regime. The zionazi/oligarchist grip on state politicians allied with national parties makes them pussies, just as the CIA forces all of our politicians to be pussies.

    The dissolution of the US will come as a loophole to cancel all of its debt. One state going on a tax strike or seceding is an extra straw on the camel's (already trembling) back, and war against that state would be a further straw. Obvious to all that disolving the union and starting over makes much more sense than "peacefully accepting their share of zionazi debt". Any division or internal war is unsustainable for US.

    Canada and China can greatly help with refederation of US states. It would be good for Canada to welcome US states. Market access to China is good for any new federation. If protecting a domestic auto industry makes sense, then Michigan being part of Canada makes sense. Agriculture sector in Canada has pressured Ottawa to stop being stupid. Most red states are dying due to 0 agriculture sales. US climate terrorism for Skynet is going to make electricity scarce for Americans. Forcing blue states to be extorted by red state energy, and narrow purple state tariff subsidies, requires complete zionazi slave pussies gaslighting their people to tolerate and sustain.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Give Canadians 96 hours notice, we are closing up shop, come across and get back home, and close the border. You don't hold open borders against invaders.

  • source
  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago*

    This won't stop. There's too much money to be made to let it go. If we shift to the right, it's gonna get worse.

  • source
  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    He's not kidding. The whole "no rules of engagement" speech by Hegseth, Canada should be preparing a drone army by now, Ukraine style.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The Canadian government really should be funding courses on combat first aid, self-sufficiency, and other non-combat insurgency courses.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Is it really shocking that we have spineless milquetoast leadership?

    No party ran a candidate last election that I'd consider a particularly worthy PM.

    Carney is preferable to pee pee poo poo but imo he's still severely lacking as a PM.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Abso-fucking-lutely. Ukraine has shown the 20th century military doctrines to be dead and has shown how smaller countries can fuck up bigger ones with drone warfare. Canada needs this and I'm not even a militarist.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Yet another distraction....

  • source
  • hideshow 9 child comments
  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Or, maybe it's not (just) distraction. Maybe he is seeding interest amongst the Canadian magatards. Maybe this is designed to give traction to Dani Smith and her ilk, to create division and internal strife.

    Maybe Trump and the repubs have been following a playbook for all his Canada talk... maybe Putin's playbook on Ukraine.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    "From this moment forward, the only mission of the newly restored Department of War is this: Warfighting" -Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War September 30, 2025

    One of these threats is not a distraction

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Eh fuck you USA πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How about we float trump in the gulf of Mexico.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [+] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    CANDU doesn't use enriched uranium. So unlike other nuclear powered countries we haven't built enrichment capacity necessary for power and weapons.

    Worse, the new SMR projects being built make us dependent on the US for fuel since they use enriched uranium.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Such a rapist through and through, he can't take/accept no for an answer

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Hopefully he doesn’t know anything about war plan red….

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I’ll go back to the US when Trump and his cronies are dead.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I’m pretty much done for life unless there’s a Nuremberg-style event for all the ICE cosplayers. Trump is only the tip of the iceberg there’s so much more trouble waiting in the depths.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    "You know, I've got no direction to, you know, continue a dialogue on the 51st state. It hasn't been in play for months," he said.

    Fucking Hoekstra. What a cock-gobbling sycophant.

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Oh fucking hell...

  • source
  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I’m floating Cascadia joining up with Canada.

  • source
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I feel like they'd do better as territories. Even the more left leaning US states have a very different political culture that I wouldn't want imported into Canada

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • I don't know about you but as a lifelong Albertan my life would improve if my city had even a little bit of the culture of like, Seattle. I'm not guessing, I have been there and it would be a place I'd consider moving if they weren't under fascist dictatorship keen on eradicating my people.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    One good thing coming out of this rhetoric is many of us are getting back into full combat fitness.

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    OK I get it but you know my state would make a great provence.

  • source
  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Fuck Trump, fuck the USA. We will never be a state.

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That's right. We'd be a territory. πŸ˜…

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    President: I know I have said some awful shitty things in the past. Well, I am going to say them again!

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Can the west coast, Hawaii and upper east coast of America become Canadian provinces?

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I wanted to leave the US for canada. Shit like this makes me think that fucking orange twat will just start shit with Canada when he gets bored down here.

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You get Alberta, we get the west coast. Deal?

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The precept behind this is that Canada needs the Golden dome to defend itself from Russia or China. What's lost is that NORAD defends the US from Russia. We should be paid to protect the US from Russia.

    If we choose to not demonically hate Russia and China, as a carbon copy of US dictated demonic policy, then there is zero need to defend ourselves from what what we do not threaten. A nuclear attack on Canada involves us crossing a dementia line, where even if we're not the active threat to human countries, exterminating Canadians is viewed as a net global positive. Europe is far ahead of our dementia, and a legitimate threat to humanity in its demonic fascist evil, we would STFU quickly when US bases in Europe are nuked. We already do not need NORAD for defense of Canada. Our section of golden dome would only be to protect the US, and so if they want to build it, they MUST pay us to build it. They also need to start paying us for NORAD. Chinese missiles will not go through Artic to hit US, and again, the best defense is to stop being stupid vs humanity, and being part of same alliances as US.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What the fuck are you talking about?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    We don't need a golden dome. The only country that will ever be a threat to us is US. If the US wants a golden dome they need to pay us to help with shielding their pure evil.

    The other lie is that "its free if Canada gets burdened by huge US historical debt" (all resulting from department of war)

    That there is no leader or media in Canada explaining this basic reality to Canadians proves our colonial status and our brainwashing to desperate slavery.

  • source
  • parent
  • 43 comments in c/world@lemmy.world view that post