Why would we ever want to be part of that dystopian shit hole?

Epstein's buddy said what?

Not hearing someone say no the first 100 times is definitely the sign of a rapist.

Release the Epstein files!!

Yeah, fuck no trump

That's crazy bro. How bout those Epstein files?

How many distractions does one man need ?

On the contrary, I would be totally on board with Canada adopting a few new provinces

Just saying, the Canadian's unwillingess to join the dumpster fire that is the US has only gotten stronger over this year. Also, Canada is a very, very, very big country to occupy even for the US military and it shares a HUGE border with the US. On a side note Ukraine is way smaller and still keeps blowing up Russian military and energy infrastructure deep inside Russia with drones despite having lost so much to Russian bombings...

Well that should convince the last of the Canadian snowbirds to divest themselves from whatever winter assets they've been holding on to. RIP Florida and Arizona housing markets - they won't be back for at least a generation.

What could go wrong, annexing a country with strong national identity and increasing ideological separation from the authoritarian shithole to their south? Hey, it worked in Austria back in 1938. I mean, the Austrians supported the idea but that’s just a matter of time for Canada, right?

This spray-painted animate turd needs to go.

Can I offer a trade? The western seaboard and northeastern bloc for the lower half of Alberta. The US can have Danielle Smith too, it's a package deal.

Hey fascist, leave our friends and neighbors alone.

Send them a counter offer, 13 states, all government documents must have a French version applicable by law and all communications must be done bilingualy. Just to see how fast they chicken out!