Unless he dies from congestive heart failure or a cerebrvascular accident first.
Then president JD Vance will host a UFC event at the White House in 2026.
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Stop comparing the Trump regime to Idocracy. Trump is worse!
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At least president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho wasn't a pedophile or a traitor.
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Give them Bread and Circuses and they will never revolt
Nothing more white trash then fights on the front lawn
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Will it be elon vs zucc or loomer vs mtg
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Boycott Euronews for their background!
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How long before the Presidency starts hosting monster truck themed executions at the Whitehouse? It can't be much longer now.
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This guy will do absolutely anything to distract from the fact he refuses to release the Epstein Files, which he is CLEARLY named multiple times in... Possibly hundreds of times.
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This is some hick-ass shit
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Ten bucks says this is all happening because, somewhere along the way, someone explained to him that an octagon has more sides than a pentagon.
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He is such trash
Wow, now that's a not-the-onion post for sure, yikes.
Oddly, not the first time people did trashy shit on the White House lawn. Look up Andrew Jacksons fucking hillbilly BBQs--- just as racist, too!
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lol so trashy. Idiocracy in action.
Stay classy, America.
Brawndo's got what plants crave.
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Somebody fucking shoot him already. Jesus christ end this fucking nightmare.
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Is it going to be two black wage slaves, trying to feed their families?
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Lol.
The presidency. The White House. Medals of Freedom. Our democracy.
None of these mean anything anymore.
In 2056 a meme starts going around about how in 2026 JD Vance threw Donald Trump off the Hell in a Cell cage on the White House lawn, and he plummeted 16 feet through the announcer's table.
Right after he opens a trailer park on the Mall.
read this headline like four times lol
Clown world
What a classy thing to do.
My first wife was tarded
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Please let there be an electric guitar army. Please let there be an electric guitar army. Please let there be an electric guitar army.
That almost looks like a distraction from something.
Still illegal FYI
If Trump turns the White House into a professional wrestling theme park, I'm buying shares. Just saying :)
EPSTEIN FILES
Euronews has fascist and Orban ties…
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I'd pay for Paddy Limblett to beat the shit of Trump in an octagon.
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Gross
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