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48 comments in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world view that post
[–] 79 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How long before the Presidency starts hosting monster truck themed executions at the Whitehouse? It can't be much longer now.

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    The Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert shows will be replaced with everyone’s favourite hit, “Ow! My Balls!”

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    Except Camacho was actually humble and driven entirely by duty. So much so that when they found someone he knew was smarter than him he was fully ready to give up his office. It was a matter of practicality and not ego for him.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    This guy will do absolutely anything to distract from the fact he refuses to release the Epstein Files, which he is CLEARLY named multiple times in... Possibly hundreds of times.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Likely more than that. Didn't he task like 1,000 FBI agents to work long hours redacting his name?

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is some hick-ass shit

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ten bucks says this is all happening because, somewhere along the way, someone explained to him that an octagon has more sides than a pentagon.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    He is such trash

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wow, now that's a not-the-onion post for sure, yikes.

    Oddly, not the first time people did trashy shit on the White House lawn. Look up Andrew Jacksons fucking hillbilly BBQs--- just as racist, too!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I came in this thread to post something like

    Andrew Jackson's back

    Or

    Andrew Jackson, is that you?

    After this, the next thing is WWE at the white house, giving the favour back to Vince McMahon

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    lol so trashy. Idiocracy in action.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Stay classy, America.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Brawndo's got what plants crave.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Somebody fucking shoot him already. Jesus christ end this fucking nightmare.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Is it going to be two black wage slaves, trying to feed their families?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Lol.

    The presidency. The White House. Medals of Freedom. Our democracy.

    None of these mean anything anymore.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    In 2056 a meme starts going around about how in 2026 JD Vance threw Donald Trump off the Hell in a Cell cage on the White House lawn, and he plummeted 16 feet through the announcer's table.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Right after he opens a trailer park on the Mall.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    read this headline like four times lol

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    Clown world

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    What a classy thing to do.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • Please let there be an electric guitar army. Please let there be an electric guitar army. Please let there be an electric guitar army.

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    That almost looks like a distraction from something.

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    If Trump turns the White House into a professional wrestling theme park, I'm buying shares. Just saying :)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    EPSTEIN FILES

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Euronews has fascist and Orban ties…

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I'd pay for Paddy Limblett to beat the shit of Trump in an octagon.

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Unless he dies from congestive heart failure or a cerebrvascular accident first.

    Then president JD Vance will host a UFC event at the White House in 2026.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That's really not much of a win. I need you to understand that. Vance is a guy so cold blooded that he called Trump the next Hitler and jumped on the train immediately to be VP.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    That's really not much of a win. I need you to understand that. Vance is a guy so cold blooded that he called Trump the next Hitler and jumped on the train immediately to be VP.

    There is nothing even remotely like a "win" suggested in the comment.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Stop comparing the Trump regime to Idocracy. Trump is worse!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    At least president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho wasn't a pedophile or a traitor.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Give them Bread and Circuses and they will never revolt

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Nothing more white trash then fights on the front lawn

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Will it be elon vs zucc or loomer vs mtg

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    Boycott Euronews for their background!

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