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Trump to host UFC octagon cage fight on White House lawn in 2026 (www.euronews.com)

submitted 1 year ago by technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How long before the Presidency starts hosting monster truck themed executions at the Whitehouse? It can't be much longer now.

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[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

The Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert shows will be replaced with everyone’s favourite hit, “Ow! My Balls!”

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[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Go away, batin'!

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[–] hector@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago

Which is classic real conservative American humor. People getting hurt.

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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Japan beat us to that one like a half a dozen times by now and still have a functioning society.

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