I switched from these to Pronounce laundry powder. I realized by adding OxyBoost and my wife adding baking soda we were essentially halfway to better laundry soap already.

“If it wasn’t for President Trump the United States of America would not exist right now,” Miller, standing alongside his boss, declared at an event on Friday evening.

This is too much for me.

¡Que preciosa! 🤩 Tenemos dos chiahuahuas.

I forgot but another thing that drives my wife crazy is when she says “¿sabes qué?” and I always respond “¿qué sabo?”

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Y no puedo pronunciar “perrito” entonces nuestros perros son “peditos”.

la historia (story, not history)

Eso me dio mucha risa. Mi esposa y yo hablamos los dos también, y me gusta mucho decir cosas como “lavar las manos con sopa”, por ejemplo, o “ella se sintió embarazada”.

God damn it whenever I see a question like this it immediately is thought up by the GOP too

You know shit has been really crazy when you’ve completely forgotten the McDonald’s thing. That feels like decades ago.

I haven’t looked at the code yet but I imagine one could abstract away the Telegram stuff and make it compatible with a wide range of notification “adapters.” I myself would probably just use RSS.

They totally look AI generated. They just can’t possibly be real can they?

Modern meat alternatives taste 1% different from real meat and they’re processed so that justifies locking up animals and killing them. I’m still right even though it’s all totally unnecessary for my health and staying alive — I oftentimes simply mention tradition and culture to quickly explain my perfect reasoning.

I’m originally from Iowa but I’ve been living in Los Angeles for the past 13 years. One time I went back to visit family around this time of year and it was so dreary that one day when the sun came out I literally hugged the window. You do adapt and take the sun for granted. All this to say that vitamin D might actually be worthwhile.

The thing I love is that different plant-based milks taste best with different things. It’s not all just boring regular milk.