They have the money but probably aren’t allowed in the stores to buy it themselves.

It’s either

1.) Facilitating the financial self-sufficiency of local avian wildlife or

2.) The bird equivalent of buying alcohol for your kid cousins who are standing outside the liquor store.

if you happen to find yourself in a similar situation where you're the sugar daddy for a murder of crows, get them some nice peanuts and sunflower seeds instead! bread isn't good for birds!

I kinda wish all the stray/feral cats I've befriended would start coughing up some cash once in awhile instead of dead mice and hairballs for me.

$20 for bread crumbs?! These crows must be living in the USA.

Bread should not be fed to birds.

Sauce: https://www.birdsandblooms.com/birding/attracting-birds/feeding-birds/can-birds-eat-bread/

Murder for hire

It's bold of Anon to assume that the crows are not earning the money legitimately.

That's racist.

The photo is of a raven, not a crow. That said, exchanges of this sort with corvids has always been a bucket list item of mine.

I've been feeding roasted (and unsalted) peanuts to my local crows for three years now. Those ungrateful bastards haven't given me shit in return. One time I thought they had given me some little seeds and berries, but I realized they had just puked those up to make room for the peanuts.

Florida man arrested after training crows to steal the declaration of independence for him.

OP is a modern Fagin

Buy them some unsalted peanuts or walnuts. They will worship you as the god you are.

That's just one distribution method of the mint. They find dollars go through more hands on average if they are given to crows by this man's lake. He should not feel guilty for stimulating my economy.

a lot of people have trained crows to steal money for them… it’s very illegal….
probably not getting cash from restaurant tables.:.
people have also trained ferrets to steal jewelry and used them as burglars….

Not greentext. Think I found a new career!

I want my own money stealing finding murder of crows.

Give them bird seed instead

I wish the crows around my parts would do that. The ones around here just generally act like a menace to society.

This is the worst comic book villain origin story ever

Op discovers they are a druid

Fagin of the birdies.

problamy