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Anon deals with crows (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying somewhere. Should i keep on doing this?
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[–] 13 points 1 year ago (20 children)

a lot of people have trained crows to steal money for them… it’s very illegal….
probably not getting cash from restaurant tables.:.
people have also trained ferrets to steal jewelry and used them as burglars….

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    brb, checking local laws on "training animals to do crime"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    this is why ferrets are illegal in California

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
    they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    A black bear in the Adirondacks (her name was Yellow-Yellow) learned and is believed to have taught her cubs how to open BearVault canisters. she was shot in 2012 but Adirondack bears continue chewing through canisters...

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