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Anon deals with crows (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)

submitted 1 year ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying somewhere. Should i keep on doing this?

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[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…

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[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time

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[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago

did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony?

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