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Anon deals with crows (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying somewhere. Should i keep on doing this?
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[–] 179 points 1 year ago (12 children)

if you happen to find yourself in a similar situation where you're the sugar daddy for a murder of crows, get them some nice peanuts and sunflower seeds instead! bread isn't good for birds!

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Seed me daddy! I don't want bread.

    OwO

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Ehh. You're more of a fence than a sugar daddy. You move stolen loot for a cut.

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