And why is he "King" Lot in this? I actually can't tell if this is 7D gigabrain satire or if this comes from some loose recollection of hearing a Bible story 20 years ago.

Edit: also, the image looks GPT-generated. What the fuck is up with the boy's Polnareff-ass head, why is his left leg melting, and how is the dad's left arm wrapping around him?

LOL, I was gonna say! King James Version for the purists:

32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

And they started two major lines! Good one girls!

Somehow, this bit was left out of my Sunday school instruction. No idea why.

That's his story.

Dude disappears into the desert for years with his daughters and comes back with both of them pregnant. I'm not going to lend to much credence to what he says happened.

He wasn't a king.

Also, he offered a group of angry Sodomites his daughters to rape just to get the crowd to leave him and the other dudes alone, because they showed up to rape the dudes because they weren't from there.

After his wife was turned to a pillar of salt, he flaked out of living in a city and moved the family to a cave, where said incest happened.

Ultimately, this is one of those "WTF are people doing taking this literally?" stories. It's not a convoluted story about the real and least lucky person not killed in Sodom and Gomorrah, but a 3-hour movie that should have been 3 seasons of 10 episodes about 1) showing hospitality, 2) if you're living in a messy situation, just get out of there, 3) lessons on genetic diversity among Hebrew elders and leaders 4) "proper subjugation of women!" /s 5) Yahweh hates the gays! ("It's the gays! They're trying to kill me!" -Lot) 6) Vehicle for lesson from unnamed wife about living in the past, and 7) Be careful about stealing the sperm of descendants of King David! Collectors love the stuff! (this is actually a thing in the ancient and modern world. It's all been Jerry Springer all the time since we learned to write down how trashy people are.)

came here to point this out

Genesis 19:30-38:

30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father. 37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab[a]; he is the father of the Moabites of today. 38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi[b]; he is the father of the Ammonites[c] of today.

so yeah, not a king, and he was raped (not the rapist)

though he did offer his two daughters up to be raped to protect his guests (if that seems strange, the story is ultimately about the importance of hospitality, since back then, hospitality was more life or death):

Genesis 19:3-8:

3 But [Lot] insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate. 4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.”

6 Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him 7 and said, “No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing. 8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.”

Despite being a white guy, I hardly ever wear it. If I'm going to the beach and catching reflections off the water and sand all day? Yeah. Otherwise I can hardly tan, let alone get burned. My little kids are very pale, takes 'em all day to catch a slight burn. Weird.

Despite smoking for 20+ years, I'm fairly wrinkle free at 54! I should look like a Shar Pei. Weird.

Tampons and spicy food are the ones that got me, lol.

Some of the most conservative guys I know were talking about their tushy bidets, it was cracking me up. Not sure how that breached their tough guy firewall

Maybe they can’t tell the difference between bidet and biden. Because, you know, they never research what either does or what effect it has.

Having a clean ass is for homosexuals and Communists, duh!

Yeah, that's why the only tradesman I know with one is in a union. He's even friends with queer people.

Legit some men think if you even wipe (!!!) your ass, then you're signaling to gay men you're available for sex. Well, at least this can lead to some Darwin awards (normal fecal bacteria can be somewhat nasty, but bacteria in poop that is not fresh is extremely bad).

"Everything I dont like is woke. The less oi like it, the more woke it is!"

is now.

Burns worse than continued rural poverty, the growing social divide AND the Epstein Files combined. Ergo it MUST be a liberal ploy!

There is/still is a big deal with snowflakes who get upset when they see free tampons in a public bathroom.

Spicy food being foreign usually (and in some wacky people like John Kellogg, too 'exciting' and may cause sin), and iirc tampons because they go inside unlike pads, therefore sinful.

Yes but his name is Don and only applies to kids

Actually, yeah. Raised fundamentalist.

Cats are animals and don't have souls, intensely loving and personifying a pet can be seen as sinful. Also, having pets instead of childen is sinful as you're supposed to be fruitful and multiply.

I'm not sure if there is a particular verse for spicy food, but sobriety in all things. I used to get in trouble for using more than a drop of Tabasco or too much black pepper. IIRC, I got whipped once for too much Tabasco in my grandmother's chicken stew, (it was seen as an insult).

Gotta go. Saying goodbye to Lulu the cat, who's a person. Leaving for a clothing optional BDSM weekend and bringing habanero hot sauce for taco night.

Spicy food is a gateway to anal sex.

Please don't ask for proof.

Spicy foods = covert racism

Generally speaking spicy foods are from non-white ethnic foods.

The difference is that Greek mythology isn't being used to strip people of their rights.

Her bloodline is as pure as the driven snow there hasn’t been an outsider there for generations.

it's her bedtime pancake, don't judge

You think I made this shit? Fuck no, I stole this fair and square

Honestly in this case I think AI was a deliberately chosen medium - it's a parody of alt-right memes (if the original creator didn't just outright steal one) and those are AI.

Although it'd be hilarious if an actual artist deliberately imitated AI art.

“We have slop at home.”

Yeah... something looks really weird about their faces. Is this not even one of the more recent models?

I'm sorry, kids. Slop is all they have time to scrounge together in their busy schedule, and if you don't like it, then cook yourself a goddamn meal or go to your room & think about what you've goddamn said. This slop will be waiting for you when you're starving.

Bunch of whiny ingrates.

Clever!

Lot of the bible is described as the only moral person in the whole city (two cities actually), the only one deserving to live. If that's not the definition of being paragon of morality, I don't know what is.

People who use GPT4o as an "upscaler" by feeding images to it with the "clean up the image" prompt are a plague to the internet...