Ah yes, the "Everyone is a true Scotsman" fallacy

And somebody in this comment chain has been literally misled

At least people on coke are fun. Can't be doing with the guy that smokes weed and ignores everyone for the rest of the night. I've never tried cocaine but I've always hated the messiness of it. People do lines off dirty surfaces or snort it from a key. They must lose like 20% of it, and it's spenny too. Just get a tiny spoon or something you useless cokeheads.

I hate suspended sentences for being so misleading in headlines

You should be fined £100 for making me read that

It's old-fashioned informal writing. Until about 20 years ago, the vast majority of writing was formal writing. Formal writing follows formal speech patterns, with proper sentences and commas and full stops. This is what you'd learn at school. When we talk informally, everyday, we don't actually talk like that. We talk more in fragments. An ellipsis is sort of the old person's way of separating these fragments. Younger people tend to press enter and send another message to separate the fragments. Maybe the oldies get annoyed at young people sending multiple messages when it could have been one.

First they came for the rabbit owners. And I did not speak up. Because I was in the mood for some stew.

Not to worry; I don't have any good habits

"No circumstances" is a bit extreme. What if we were under active invasion by super nazis that wanted to force us to eat our pets and outlaw pubs?

Does this imply that some anthems ironically mention boobs?

Had the week off work to become nocturnal and teach our little one to sleep better. Pure hell, I don't even think it's made much of a difference. My mates in the group chat were sending me videos of their babies falling asleep easily. Bastards.

Nothing you said is wrong there, I'm just saying it sucks on our end too. It sucks that women would rather walk past a bear than me, purely because of the way I was born. Sucks that if I mention being upset about it I get told that "I'm the reason she picked the bear". So much vitriol. I can handle it but I know lots of men can't and end up in Andrew Tate's lap. This entire thread is a perfect example. It's not helping.

And I know you're probably going to reply and say that women have it worse because they get raped, and you're right, but it doesn't make me feel any better the next time a woman gives me a wide berth in the park for no other reason than my gender.