Just kinda scratching my head that one of the richest CEOs in the world went to the White House yesterday to deliver the president a literal piece of gold in exchange for an exemption to the president's tariffs and did it on live TV.

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[–] 192 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I mean, if he's that cheap to bribe, you'd be stupid not to.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yep! I caught a bit of grief for saying the exact same thing the other day. I'm not gonna hate, he did what was best for his company and the price was ludicrously low. Best part? Trump's too dumb to be insulted by this cringe.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    There is everything to hate about a corpo parasite sucking fascist dick to be even bigger parasites. They are spineless cowards only in it for themselves. Until the leopard eats their face. But the next mouth breather will be there to take their place, not to worry.

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  • [–] 111 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (17 children)

    Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Obama done any of this?

    I don't know if we have enough perals in existence to clutch.

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  • [–] 60 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    But, but, but....
    He wore a TAN SUIT!!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Not as bad as when John Kerry got provolone on his Philly cheesesteak.

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    For tourists, it's supposed to be Cheez Whiz ("wiz wit" means Cheez Whiz and onions). Anyone with functioning taste buds orders provolone.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child)

    So provolone is an offered option, and someone ordering it with that option gets shade for it?

    Yet one more reason I will never understand other people. I hate having been born

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  • Well, they get shade for provolone if they're a Democratic presidential candidate and piece-of-shit Republican operatives like Karl Rove are looking around for any way to make them look unappealing to middle American. This one was extra-stupid because probably a majority of people in Philly prefer provolone on their steaks. I could never be president myself because I order steaks with marinara sauce.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I love how people repeat this meme as if Obama's record is somehow sacrosanct.

    We'll just forget his kill list, his support of torture, his brutlization of Occupy, his militarization of the police, etc. etc. etc.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Honestly, most indiscretions of past presidents feel silly or somewhat insignificant when compared to what Trump is doing regularly now.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Only if you don't view them as the incremental steps toward fascism that they are.

    Past presidents crawled so Trump could walk.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    And painting Trump as absolute evil incarnate that popped out of nowhere ensures not addressing the structural conditions that made Trump possible

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    It is remarkable that so many are using the word 'unprecedented', as if they just slept through all the torture and fascism of the War on Terror. Also a little sickening watching self-identified liberals helping Dubya rehab his image and revise his history.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    They’re making fun of the fact that the Right completely lost their minds at Obama wearing a tan suit but ignore or applaud Trump pulling bullshit like this.

    What you’re talking about is actually a whole different conversation. One that should be had, yes, but not related to how the Right gives a massive pass to anything a Rich White Male does.

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  • [–] 65 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Doing it on Live Television is the whole point. Trump wants the world to see exactly how to avoid things like Tariffs and get preferential treatment: bribe him personally and/or "kiss the ring".

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Look how I still insult him in an attempt to be funny... Nobody can match Trump's pure athleticism, nor his pedo proclivities.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    So Trump is trying to hurt/disadvantage other countries/companies by decreasing the buying power of us citizens… ergo hurting their bottom line. How much money does the us give to the penguins, compared to other countries like China?

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago

    The federal government is a protection racket now. You pay your money and your windows don't get broken and your business doesn't mysteriously catch fire. It may be illegal, but who's going to do anything about it?

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    As another gay man, this guy is a disgrace to all gays. He bends over backwards to serve a child fucking rapist. Just to save some cash for a company with basically limitless cash.

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  • [–] 100 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Nothing will meaningfully improve until the rich fear for their lives

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Nothing will meaningfully improve until the rich fear for their lives

    Exactly, but we need a plan that reaches the right wing folk and a reason for people to back it , here it is.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Tax wealth not work is a great way to pitch it to people as well. It doesn't matter if your working 30,40,50,60+ hour weeks, whether you make 10,20,30,50,100,200 dollars an hour. That's not what they are pitching to increase taxes on. They want to cut taxes on workers.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    All the media is owned by wealth, and it will be spun and sold to the masses as a Bad Thing. And as we we have seen, the majority of people are idiots and lap that shit up.

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  • I think a lot of it is that people don't view things as finite, they for some reason think every dollar they make is a new dollar that came from nowhere and when they spend it, it goes no where. It's easier to not look at the big picture of where the money flows, and just tunnel vision what is happening directly to themselves and hope someone else fixes things because they don't have time/money to address anything.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Oh, it won't improve then either. The mega rich will stand in a mountain of the dead before they'll give up even a fraction of their wealth, and they'll lash out at anything that they "fear".

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What is this cringe ass larp?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    What LARP. Plenty of people are all about "the great class Revolution" but few are actually winning to risk the meat grinder it would actually take. It's also why they're banking big time on AI and robotics. Nobody to talk back or question if ordered to gun down a street full of "enemies"

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago

    Afterwards, and it wasn't shown on TV, in the presidential bathroom Tim apple got on his knees and sucked trumps cock. He even tickled his balls with his tongue.

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  • [–] 163 points 1 year ago (18 children)

    Tim Apple supports a raping pedophile.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (17 children)

    I know this isn't remotely the point but I think "pedophile rapist" hits better. Your way makes it sound like he is a rapist who is also a pedophile. Which, don't get me wrong, he is.

    But "pedophile rapist" describes the fact that he rapes children.

    Edit: I haven't had my coffee. 🤦‍♂️

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Your way, a "pedophile rapist" makes it sound be rapes pedophiles.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    So a “French gourmand” is someone who is particular about the French people he eats?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Could be. The English language leaves lots of things to ambiguity. That's why context is so important.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The context is “pedophile rapist”.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "Child molester" is already a phrase that exists.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Molestation can be a bunch of creepy non legally defined ways. A person who has sex with a child, is a pedophile, or child rapist.

    (Not directed to you) but I keep seeing people wanting "child fucker" to catch on, but idk why it feels skeevy, almost feels like they are adding more ambiguity, as a child could be a child fucker, but they wouldn't be viewed as a pedophile. Where any grown adult who has sec with a child is a pedophile, it's well understood.

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  • No adult can "have sex" with a child, because rape is not the same thing as sex. Saying "have sex" implies consent, where no consent can be given. Same goes for "fucker" IMO. "Child rapist" would work fine if "molester" is too ambiguous for you.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    and Muricans go: "wE aRE noT thERe YeT!!"

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    He was demonstrating how bribery works in a corrupt system.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    Its a fucking bribe. Way to go America. I hope you choke on it.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    He’s never seen a baron make a display of fealty to a king before?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Tim Apple simply exchanged a $4k trinket for billions in savings. This is probably not even the most pathetic thing a billionaire does on the daily.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    lol he behaves like a mediaeval king in addition to smelling like one

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm curious what would happen if a band of rogue companies went full cyberpunk and just completely ignored/bypassed the administration. I know it would have terrible consequences but it fun to see an entity with fuck you money actually say fuck you.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Not sure which companies have said “fuck you money”. Most notable companies with deep pockets are still beholden to shareholders, and Trump is intentionally pulling levers to pressure companies through them.

    That being said, Tim Cook, perhaps ironically, is one of the few(only?) CEOs in my memory to tell investors not to invest in the stock if all they care about is ROI:
    https://www.macobserver.com/news/tim-cook-rejects-ncppr-politics/

    Granted that was over a decade ago.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Context for those who didn't catch the news article: https://www.advocate.com/news/tim-cook-donald-trump-gift

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Coming from a non-US centric point of view: I generally believed in the idea that the government does everything it does for the good of an entity. Sometimes that entity is the people (legality of cannabis), sometimes it is one person (presidential pardons) and sometimes its a company (bailouts). We can argue how 'good' any of these actions actually are, but thats beside the point. I always knew there were backdoor deals and some companies or some people got special privileges (corruption). But that was always behind closed doors. Rarely did it leak to the public stage and when it did, news coverage and accountability followed (usually).

    However you may feel about government, it generally works on the principles of law. The ideal was; If you followed the law, you had the same opportunity as anyone else doing it.

    I still can't comprehend how Trump completely flipped this around. There is no semblance of just democracy and unjust corruption anymore. Giving the president actual gold in exchange for an exemption of law while openly broadcasting it. The ideal is broken and shattered on live TV. Justice is now blind because Trump is pissing on her face and she cant look at his limp dick anymore.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Tim Cook is a Trump supporter

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  • He's not, honestly, at least not from what I've seen. He just worships money, so he'll dance to any tune. In some ways, that's even worse. At least the dummy MAGA folks think it's important to stand for something, even if they're brainwashed and often of poor character...

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  • [+] -39 points 1 year ago (11 children)
  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Oh ok he just gives the guy gold bars and millions of dollars. I wish Tim Cook would stop supporting me.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    Had he been on Trump’s side, Tim would have endorsed him and supported him the moment he announced his candidacy—the first time. Instead he waited until Trump was officially elected to make a real gesture.

    Tim Cook is wise enough to know he won’t win this battle. Trump is currently untouchable. And he’s not gonna go to war against the presidency, no matter who is currently holding the position of President of the United States.

    If he does, he knows that no one will win but Trump. And that both his company, and its client base will pay the price, by way of tariffs and many others. Instead, he flattered Trump’s ego instead, offering him trinkets and a big glittery show that appeased the tantrums of the Toddler-King. Yes, Trump may flipflop like he almost always does, but that cost will still be less than going to war with him.

    I also wish it hadn’t come to that, but a fascist regime is currently holding power—and the entire world hostage—in the States.

    —— PS. Please forgive my previous reply, I was out of line. Heat is getting to me.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    I think "enabler" is probably a better word choice than "supporter".

    That doesn't make it right, or even much better...but I do think that there's a difference.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    “Tim Cook gives Donald Trump Millions of dollars” = y’all sleep

    I say “That shit makes him a Trump supporter” = real shit

    I guess I made you think

    (The short answer is that among his pile of “supporters” you’re going to find a bunch of “enablers”.

    A good analogy for it would be that all rectangles are 4 sided polygons, but Tim Cook is a fucking Trump supporter.)

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yet you seem unable to articulate anything close to supporting your argument that Cook is not supporting Trump except personal attacks.

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