Ain't no class solidarity like billionaire class solidarity.
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I don't think Jensen is qualified for a job in Elon's boy's club. He only had sex with adult women.
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Sorry, but musk flapping his stink flap isn't news.
Yeah, cause Elon's definitely not trying to put himself in the spotlight by saying he'll do something he'll worm his way out of later.
Jenson should totally rest assured Elon will definitely commit to hiring him.
Musk would fire him again soon anyway. Compared with Musk doing artificial insemination with tens of women at the same time, Huang's traditional way is too inefficient.
And don't even get me started on having to use a spy.... When Musk wants to engage in treason he skips the middleman, picks up the phone and calls Putin directly.
He should make a legally binding offer to buy Nvidia and then try to weasel out of it.
Pink Slime says he would hire Stupid Jacket
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I dunno if Jensen wants to tank his rep that much.
I mean we know their values are aligned.
“Then I’d at least have competition for the position of Most Embarrassing Executive at my companies.”
Of course he would that guy puts out
Well, yeah. Musk is pretty dumb.
Dude really needs a friend
Of course he would. They could both have extramarital affairs with each other!
Wait, is Musk still on his 71st marriage? I can't keep track.
Anyway, he could give Huang tips on divorce! And starting again after divorce!
"Offer to buy her a horse. Uh, bitches love horses. Heh! And, uh ... mmm, uh, get some test tubes in bulk. !!! Lol. And, uh, make sure you subscribe to a, uh, mass mailout service for them! 100%! Heh heh! Just send those genes out at random to white bitches! Lol! Ha! Oh! And, uh, always remember to stretch your fingers beforehand. Cramp is no joke at our age. Starlink FTW! Vroom! Vroom! Self drive, brother! Lol! Uh ... lol! Wanna see my rocket?"
Oh Elon! Such a shocking thing to say! You are such an edgy guy. Sieg Heil!!
Ofc he would. He thinks Huang could hook him up with Chinese girls. Muskrat is that fucking stupid and pervy.
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Fuck that guy
He could assign him to the Cybertruck division...
Can you overdose on ketamine? 🤞
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Yep Elon wants to return a favor to him not in a good way he is super petty*
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They've already had secrets stolen by fake lovers, it's what all the big shots do.
for what position? CSA? Chief of Sexual Assault? they have Musk for that
So Elon now wants to fuck Jensen. GET IN LINE ELMO.
Elon's excited that he's finally able to hire someone who has prior experience selling state secrets. All that DOGE info was burning a hole in his wallet!
He’s just gotta dye his hair blonde first
Chips for LLM
Pervs will be holding together
Well good luck with that.
It's honestly impressive that Elon even has knees at this point. He's constantly on them.
As much as I dislike cheaters. At some point we need to look at the other person. She was a spy and used techniques of the trade to get him there. Whether or not he cheated isn’t really relevant to how he led that company. And what he built that company into.
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