A reason you lost the election is the war

FTFY

Continue to kick ass Montana!

— Things I had no idea I would be typing when I woke up this morning

The stuff that is going to start surfacing will turn out stomachs, but we need to power through it to rub some right wing noses in the poop they were willing to overlook to pwn the libs

(This is such a terribly written sentence you can rest assured I am a real person)

Teeth aren’t brown enough for filterless cigs

He must have smoked that squeaky clean filtered ones like Viceroy

(Apologies to Steve Martin)

!maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world

As an American I feel:

1. schadenfreude after all the crap I’ve taken because fighting facshests is hard and I’m tired of hearing crap from Europe

2. fear because the number of truly democratic countries is shrinking

Same reason they are ignoring all the fake charges the DOJ is bringing against Omar

She is gonna get sooooo much Republican funding

This will guarantee a Republican victory

Ok. Now downvote me because math

Let’s release it too late to have an impact so we can say we did it and not piss off AIPAC

I wonder if Bari Weiss is covering this on the CBS news?

I will never watch to find out.

It is a pump shotgun configured to shoot as fast as you actuate the pump mechanism

That video says it takes 4.5 seconds to shoot 6 rounds

I don’t think the auto fire gets you more than a second and a half, if that, over a standard pump