Doesn't look authentic to me. Those potato smiles look to have a bit of browning on them - ought to be straight out the big bag in the freezer and into an oven that's not quite up to temperature, then served pale and slightly soggy. Also needs some brown sauce and a fried egg on that plate, otherwise it's not nutritionally complete. Good attempt for a foreigner, tho.

Why would you be repulsed? Solid food right there.

I'd be repulsed by the 'your'. Some citizen of the UK they are...

I don't see a cup, much less a teabag. 0/10 tea.

Between the ages of 5-35, this would have been a solid tea. But here I am at 46, thinking about the heartburn this would inspire.

Depends. In this hypothetical was it given to me by my friend's mum after school?

that's the worst tea I've ever seen

I get that brits use "for tea" to mean "as a snack" which has fuck all to do with the beverage, but they still have literal royalty so I understand they're a bit off

I suspect this wasn't made by a genuine Brit because of the American portion size.

All you need is some toast made from the thinnest slices of white bread possible, and you'd have a quintessential British meal.

That's student eats.

Perfectly fine for a bit of nostalgia but don't be a twat ... throw a sausage and a bit of brown on the side for everyone's sake.

I'd be repulsed in general. This genuinely looks like something a 3 year old would make. It looks like it would have the smell of stale cereal to it that kids have to them sometimes.

I'd say "haha aren't we a bit old for this" while secretly being very pleased

Manky as hell. Still, might as well eat it.

In my house we call this kind of plate "the autism sampler". Needs a cheapass miniature pizza from Asda cut into shabby wee hors d'oeuvres.

why would anyone, except perhaps a child, be delighted by this?

Straight away those beans would be potato alien eyes, and the sauce they're in would be blood from the chicken tenders the potato aliens are biting into.

Edit: Say, anyone seen my pet tiger, Hobbes?

Why is British food almost always some shade of brown? I honestly can’t recall the last time I actually saw colourful British food.

Having the knife on the left is truly deranged.

I'd be horrified but secretly chuffed with that.

And theres a good half a tin of beans there so there is a bit of nutrition/fibre.

I'd be delighted, but I'd also keep saying in my head "tea is tea is tea is tea"

I'd need some Danish remoulade for the potato-aliens and nuggets and a bit of sriracha for the beans, but other than that..

Yes please. I'd have that for breakfast right now if someone else made it.

I'd eat the beans first, then I wouldn't be able to taste the rest.

Needs tomato sauce.

Aside from the gluten aspect, I'd be fine with that. I wouldn't eat that every day (or even every week), but I don't think I'd mind it. I still don't remember trying UK baked beans, so that would be neat (I think I can find them here in Japan, but not for any sensible price for my budget)

Fine but I’ll skip the beans and probably only eat half