I prefer fortnightly, aka sex four times a night

it's two sexes per sex. i can't remember if that limits to infinity or 1.6 sexes

It's once every two decades, jeez, get it right!

quietly cries in the lonely corner

It means you have sex twice. That's it.

Kinda like if I drink half of a 5 hour energy drink. Do I get 100% of the energy for 2.5 hours or 50% energy for 5 hours?

To avoid confusion it should be semisexual for sex twice per week and whortnightly for sex every two weeks.

It’s twice a year.

Tweakly — twice a week
Twockly — every two weeks

Wrong. It means you have sex twice every time.

I think it's every other sex

Ask at the bodybuilder forum. They are great with stuff like this.

Pretty sure bisexual means you don't have sex at all.

I had an Ex who thought daily, as in take one pill daily, meant every other day. I couldn't convince her and had to show her multiple sources for her to believe me. She was pissed too. Like sorry im trying to make sure your'e taking the right amount of medications to keep you healthy you ungrateful whore.
Im over it i swear...

The French call it Bihebdomadairementsexuel

I am Buysexual.

If you buy me things, I'll have sex with you.

(also: if anyone knows the name of the Johnathan Taylor Thomas movie the above line came from, I'd love to know because I wanna see that movie again but I don't remember its name)

It's twice hourly, actually

I'm a bisexual the same way that I am bilingual. A bilingual illiterate. I can't read in two languages.

says your virgin ass

By the way, I'm bisexual, I forgot

According to the FAA, bisexual is twice a week and bisexxiel is every two weeks.

It's the motorsexuals you really have to look out for

Sex every two weeks is semi-sexual.

IF you're married over 10 years, that twice a year or once every two years. It's long enough that you'll forget in between.

or have sex with a guy and a girl at once.