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[–] 208 points 1 week ago (11 children)

That moon is impossible! Either there are stars in front of it or most of the moon is missing or transparent. I'm starting to doubt the astronomical validity of this decal

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  • [–] 79 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    That's no moon. It's a space station.

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  • [–] 104 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    might be a cheeky way to say gender neutral but

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  • [–] 43 points 1 week ago (6 children)
  • Plot twist: they're still gendered, but the men's room is decorated in an exaggeratedly, stereotypical, hyper-feminine decor, a la Barbie. It has amenities that were traditionally exclusive to women's bathrooms like a feminine hygeine product dispenser, baby changing table, etc. that are visible from the entrance. It's also the only one with urinals, but they're placed such that they can't be seen from the entrance.

    The other restroom is just a nice, normal restroom except one of the women on staff is posted there and whose only job is to shriek with surprise if a man opens the door.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Call me crazy, but I don't think it should be up to interpretation.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Maybe I'm assuming too much but you should probably be using the adult restrooms.

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  • [–] 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    They're both for women. In one case the women are worshipping the sun, in the other case they're worshipping the moon.

    Men go outside in the alleyway.

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  • [–] 54 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Pee is yellow like the sun. Poop is dark like the night.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 week ago

    Unisex, got it.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    NO sun children in moon children's sports!!!! 🚫🚫🚫

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  • [–] 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    The only de-gendered bathroom signs I think works are "Toilets" and "Toilets and Urinals".

    If we're removing the aspect of gender then that's the only real difference between bathrooms.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

    I was actually thinking about this the other day and concluded that the best way to label bathrooms is just a complete facility inventory to tell people what's in there. Just put stylised pictures of two toilets, a urinal, two sinks, and a changing table on the door or whatever.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    As a parent, labeling where they've bothered to put changing tables would save so much trouble! I've had to barge into the women's room to change a diaper way too many times because who could imagine a dad changing a diaper?

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  • [–] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  • [–] 24 points 1 week ago

    Extravert bathroom on the left, introvert bathroom on the right.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 week ago*

    Easy ...

    Moon ... moon blood ... menstrual cycle ... women ... also werewolves

    Sun ... son ... men ... but no vampires.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    A PokΓ©mon fan would say: "Oh! It depends on what version of Sun and Moon you bought! Wait, but I bought both versions... Which one should I pick?"

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Are transpeople Ultra Moons and Ultra Suns?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 child)

    I like the concept of Ultra Genders.

    AGAB: "I'm transgender, no I'm not a trans man, no I'm not non-binary, I'm just even more of a girl than what I was assigned at birth."

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago

    It's obviously Ra and Khonsu. Ladies are forbidden.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 week ago* (2 children)

    Don't even need to know about gods, lots of languages have gendered nouns. In Spanish the sun is masculine and the moon feminine. But it's the opposite in german.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago

    Like transfem egg with science reasons, craving for hrt and change - boymode at day, but while none watching at nigh, goes fem and joy.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 week ago*

    What's the point of having different restrooms depending on the time of day? Wouldn't be better to allow both to be used all the time?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    In a situation like this I defer to sound tactical advice: Hesitation and delay kill more troops than bad planning, treachery and bad luck.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Hesitation and delay kill more troops than bad planning, treachery and bad luck.

    I feel like there have been enough devastating losses from bad weather, preventable disease, and poor supply chains to make this definitively not true. Getting defeated by Typhoons and invading Russia in the winter are notable examples. I feel like this only applies once you've already committed to a plan.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago

    Honestly putting nonsense words on them is fine.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    Instructions unclear, left a mess in the hallway.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    the moon is bouba and the sun is kiki. this establishment doesn't care what's in your pants but will ABSOLUTELY NOT tolerate kiki vibes in the bouba bathroom

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  • I'm a night owl (fox? :3c) so I believe the moon door would be relevant for me

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  • So, since werewolves change under the moon, that means hairy people use the "moon child" room, right?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    Well you obviously shit in the room on the right, cause that's the one where you moon the toilet.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Better choose right, there's a genital inspection from an unlicensed and heavily armed bigot on the other side of the wrong door

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    I was born at 3am (midnight of the soul), so moon child I guess. But I am also a morning person, so either?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    Back in college I was wasted and went to a bathroom like this. I figured the moon was the dude's toilet because reasons.

    I was wrong.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    My friend Jeylan, a soulsborne fan: "LEFT."

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  • Technically we are all childs of the sun so i choose left

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    Which one of these produced the remix of 19-2000 by Gorillaz?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    It’s english, so it should follow norse rules.
    Either way, moon door has no handle, so only wizards can open the moon door.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Easy: Was it between sunrise and dawn at the time you were born?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    my siblings and I ended up getting some space motifs from my mom. My sister is her sun, my brother is her moon and I'm her stars. As a woman than makes me a sun child

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  • But can you piss on the Moon in the right-hand bathroom?

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  • The proper choice is to leave the building entirely.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

    The woman's restroom is usually the cleaner one in my experience, so whichever that one is

    (Edited out the absolute because this isn't everyone's experience)

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    As a woman that has dipped into the men's restroom because the women's line was too long, this is 100% bullshit.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 child)

    Not 100%. My experience is usually women's rooms are cleaner. But I realise that others have different experiences, hence why I removed my "always" and am now disputing your "100%" statement

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    I have no love for men or the patriarchy, but fuck your original sexist statement about men leaving their bathrooms dirty. Men and Women are equally capable of being filthy or clean.

    I've lived with male room mates that didn't leave our bathroom in shambles. I've lived with male room mates that were absolute pigs. I've lived with women that would leave the bathroom a mess, and I've lived with women that cleaned up after themselves in the shared bathroom.

    In my entire life, I've been in 6 public men's restrooms because I was gonna piss myself if I didn't go then. 5 out of 6 were pretty clean; and that's not a large enough sample size to make any kind of statement about.

    Changing "always" to "sometimes or usually" doesn't address the sexism of the original comment.

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