A person of culture: "He is able to play everyone."

A noob: "Everyone?"

" ...EEE-VERY-OOONE!"

God opens the door of the universe:

"Oh my-fucking-self! How long did i forgot this yogurt...it has gained sentience."

Throws the whole shelf in the garbage.

The highway:

Oh shit...i just realized...

There also black and white people...sure...but what about a white 2...(nazi bongaloo?)

Are transpeople Ultra Moons and Ultra Suns?

Just the tip thou...and use protection.

It's turtles all the way down

He-Man assembling the Resting Gems:
I have the Power Nap.

Just don't put any additives or you will blow up the exhaust