[–] 10 points 6 days ago

God: I'm going to make humans, and I'm going to give these humans free choice... but i already know what all their choices are going to be because I can see the past, present, and future, which means that it's all already written. I actually made them to be the person they are and give them the experiences they need to be the person I want them to be. So, they only get to think they have freedom to make choices and decisions. Then I'm going to make them feel bad for making the choices I made them make. Then they'll love me because they'll feel bad for not loving me. And it'll seem to me to be their choice to love me. I need to be loved. I'm very insecure.

Lou: yo dude, you're fucked up. I do not wanna work for you

God: shocked_pikachu_face.png

Lou: you are not very good at this anyway, I bet I can do it as good a you can. You're sad.

God: go to hell, Lou.

Lou: fine, but I'm taking my friend's with me. Douche.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    Hey man, i literally just answered the question in the op.

    They said they have a diet that they can't or won't change for whatever reason and asked how to gain weight. The only way then would be to eat more. I can't tell them which calories to eat, or which ones they will like. They have to do that for themselves.

    If they are on the edge of an eating disorder, then the best advice would actually be to get the hell off the internet and seek professional help from a licensed dietician or nutritional health expert or a therapist or psychologist or even just a PCP.

    But instead, they just came here and asked how to gain weight. The only real answer is "eat more calories."

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