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[–] 19 points 2 weeks ago* (2 children)

He'll kill you afterwards so he can watch his space soap operas uninterrupted.

(Same actor plays "Murderbot.")

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  • [–] 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Everybody's gangsta until you've got splinters in your genitals...

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    I’m supposed to go see this with work friends this weekend. I want to send them this meme but I don’t wanna be fired.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    No idea what this means. First thought was who has the wicker dick?

    Me? I'll try.

    Him? Not really into dicks so the wicker thing wouldn't work.

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