I don't have room for any more guns from last election, so I just break in and hide little pride flags where they'll never find them and rub my mysterious genitalia on all the door handles before I leave.

They ain't ready for my shenanigans there 😆

Really. Excluding reactionaries from the political process is a good thing.

Dude, you go vote yourself. You hear me? Go vote yourself!

I did 2 days ago. No lines for early voting in my county.

Hey, isn't this the Official Antifa Club Card™

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Authoritarianism. A central figure dictating the lives of others - America was founded to give all people a say in how their lives are run. It isn't perfect but even the fascists have to work around that system by stopping voting instead of grabbing the power with an eastern style military action.

On paper, sure. In execution... only if you were wealthy land owners.

shush!

Exactly. And anyone with any sense has a gun safe, even though it's impossible to find a good hiding spot for one.

Shhhhh 🤫