I am not the first casualty.

I knew spying tvs are bad, but this bad?!

I guess i was one of the unlucky 14

Edit:

I just got killed by a $200k "whatever this is"

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I only see her once a week (Thursday or Friday walk at the coast), but she’s always very cuddly.

Samuel Johnson goes hard, yo

'Twas this. A shudder to think of my death by milking.

I knew this would be how it ends.

I was killed by an ancient Polynesian stick chart? Or by Moop? Moop looks pretty guilty, he probably killed me with the stick chart

Death by bad joke.

I die from a himedere laughing at me, I'm ok with this.

Killed by a damn leaf.

I knew I shouldn't have installed 9front

NSFW.

I have my tastes. Don't judge me. Or do. Don't care.

4

Uh oh

An Amazon return QR code. Wut.

Idk how to share a pic, but it's one of my cats glaring at me, so, pretty appropriate 😂

It is pretty heavy I guess...

I did joke about Alpine divorce while we were on the way up so I guess it tracks.

I didn't moisturize Cassandra.

Success, Khaled or both killed me?

Could be worse…

Work slack message. This tracks.

ig things really got out of hand

(before downloading stuff from this post btw.)

Grinch mug

Ugh, undercooked chicken? But I swear, it was on the grill long enough.

It's a picture of my cat yawning

It's my wife...so...yeah, figures

Yami no!!!

Died from sleep

Killed by a rogue byte to the face

The actual fist photo just didn't upload but it was spread evil and negativity.

The intersection of government incompetence and corporate greed. I guess popular classics are popular classics for a reason.

I knew I shouldn't have gone to Jurassic Park!