At least I died in piece, knowing that I was forgiven

Pleasepleasepleaseplease

Hope I got the hug before she killed me at least.

Oh fuck...

Run through by rodent halberdier

Fox :o

Died to the genocide in gaza I think

Seems about right

I'm gonna get final destinationed!

I died in bed. I would never have guessed.

Honestly, entirely possible.

Fascist Atlanta Falcons got me 😔

That wasn't on the bingo card.

well this is gonna suck

Got hit with one of those 5090 missiles

John Baisley from Baroness playing for Mastodon.

I blasted my last block

It’s a pic of a lotto ticket. No, I’m not sharing the pic. Yes I am upset I die from winning the lotto.

Shit...

hmm

Guess it wasn't just Elon's Autism™ after all-

I'm not a fan of this. All sorts of potentially identifying information comes from photo metadata, not to mention profiling.

guess i should have given it green

It's running much cooler now 😎

Checks out, I really should paint with fewer solvents and not use the lead / heavy metal based pigments.

botched takoyaki

Fire. It’s fire. This sounds painful.

Screenshot of my work schedule

Fair

The one time I do one of those goofy political tests, lmao. I'm no trot!

I printed a replacement for the missing Hyundai hatch handle insert thingy that apparently is a known issue on Hyundais.

I'm not sure how it managed to kill me, though. I guess I'll get my fingers stuck in there and bleed to death

I was killed by my kitten 😭🐾

"Ironically," it's a picture I used as a profile pic on my real life accounts.

The moon. That's not ominous at all

Why'd you have to say slimed. D:

A western electric model 500 phone. Valid. Those things are fuckin tanks.