This is far too radical.
The Honda Civic is a reliable car with a solid price point.
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I read this comment as saying:
- Virginity isn't special, so there's no need to "save" it for someone special.
- The first person you have sex with doesn't need to be anyone special. Holding out for some kind of perfect dude is impractical, because if you're messing around with people your age, news flash, most young men are losers on the broader social scale. Being cool for a high schooler doesn't mean much.
- Go ahead and fuck the dude with a cheap car and small dick. That's not going to hold you back in the future, and chances are, your standards for partners will change over time.
- You can be anything. Overthrow the government.
It seems that this comment section focuses a bit too much on the less important parts of the message, and don't appreciate the context.
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He's not taking, he's giving her a ride on the dick and in the Honda civic. Focus on the giving not the taking.
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Eh. Good message wrapped up in weird body shaming, class shaming, vaguely misandrist 'rhetoric'.
This aint it. It's close to it. They're the same aisle. But it aint it.
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"I refuse to teach my daughter about virginity. I will instead teach her to judge a man by his car and penis size."
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As if anyone learns about the concept from their mom anyway.
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Actual sex ed is, as usual, the answer to these kinds of situations. I'd guess way more critically so for the Civic boy than Pony's daughter, since Pony seems open to actually discussing some shit with her daughter, especially if Civic boy actually gives a fuck about virginity.
...oh, and guillotine construction. Definitely don't forget the guillotine construction.
I feel like this point could be made without insulting her daughter's future partner
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The first time you try anything new, you are going to be shit at it. Why the obsession with what’s more likely than not going to be some awkward fumbling?
It’s just so weird that this is considered a pivotal event that somehow marks you. Changes something about you like a magic enchantment getting broken.
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But the VTEC!
Is this implying that a horse cocked boy whose daddy bought him a fancy car could be taking something? Or are we just shaming a body type and class for comedic effect?
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Women: Lmao men with small penises are subhuman xddd
Also women: Why are men so insecure about their penis size
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Let's smash the patriarchy without classist bullshit. The implication here is that only a man with an expensive car could possibly be taken seriously as a romantic partner.
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I'm all for any memes that end the way this one does
So many bad takes in this thread. Here’s mine:
You might not get the chance. I learned about virginity from the foul mouthed children on my school bus years before any adult thought it was time for proper sex education.
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