I mean, it wouldn’t surprise me if some people said yes. There are people/cultures that eat the placenta after a woman gives birth. It’s not far-fetched.

Also, I’d argue that the shell is more like the placenta. Yes to the egg white being amniotic fluid. The yolk is what turns into a chicken.

I scrolled through the thread real quick and saw this compared to both cum and breast milk. But that’s not what this is. Eggs are what’s left over after the chicken doesn’t get pregnant. They are effectively a menstrual product. So instead of semen or milk, you should be asking yourself if you consume period blood.

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I stared at the image for a few seconds before reading the post title.

His name is Eugene.

I also thought it was about a child waiting for their dad to come home. Not sure if it’s a soldier or some other person that’s working on the road or overseas or what. But yours is an excellent interpretation, IMO.

…the dirt whispered, ‘Child, I’m coming home.’

Love that band. Love that album.

I don’t remember the exact wording, but basically to be eligible to be VP one must meet the eligibility requirements for being President. So he’s not eligible to be VP either.

But I recall someone claiming that no such eligibility requirement exists for Speaker of the House, who is in the succession line after the VP.

Oh man, what is the name for that? This is going to monopolize my thoughts until I remember the word.

Doc Manhattan: “Pssh. Child's play.

Kelvin

He sounds hot.

Some of those guys in The Godfather already had big titties.

“I’m going to climb Mount Everest.”

-“That’s a great goal! I support that.”

“Then get your fucking climbing gear, you little bitch. Or are you a lying hypocrite?”

Yeah, this is definitely a rational line of thought.