"Tumblr thread". I didn't know that was a thing. I only remember it as a blogging platform.

I think words like "goat" should have a generic and unstudied applicability: if it looks like a goat, and acts like a goat, it's a goat.

A mountain goat looks like a goat and acts like a goat, therefore it is a goat.

A sheep neither looks like a goat, nor acts like a goat, therefore it is not a goat.

All semantics, of course. If you want to understand goat to mean "member of genus Capra", you certainly can. If you want me to make goat mean that, you're out of luck.

I'm willing to grant you the distinctions between goats and true goats, in deference to the science of biology. I am not a monster.

Common names of animals often describe phenotype not genotype. If it looks like a ducks, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's common name is duck. There are lots of animals with common names grouping them by physical characteristics and ecological niche rather than genetic relationship, especially animals named longed before we had any real scientific study of their genetics.

The goat head on the dude didn't give it away?

Capri Denim!

Which I find pretty accurate for their name since they might not hatch immediately at the end of April, where spring starts. It makes more sense for Mayflies to be mostly absent in April, but everywhere in May.

Not only that, but horseshoe crabs are closer to camel spiders than they are to crabs – closer, in fact, than horseshoe crabs are to bees, which themselves are (recently) crustaceans.

Not sure why you got downvoted, btw; great example.

Cocconut tree - Not a tree

But, in fact, a hermit crab!

Have you ever fucked a coconut?

That's actually not true, funnily! There's no such monophyletic thing as a fish, but "fish" has a very clear, commonly accepted definition in modern science, namely non-tetrapod vertebrates.

But may not fly in may.

Also, got at least a B average.

a king crab is a hermit crab.

In Canada they're junebugs

Mostly found in the ocean

I remember a pizza spot that came and went, made it a couple years in total, that sincerely offered rocky mountain oysters on pizza.

They were trying to stand out in the most anciently-gentrified strip of a very culturally southern (but tryna do better! kinda! not really!) city.

The number of lazy folks who ate cow nuts by accident, primarily the crowd of "I'm too boringly affluent to understand much of anything, but damn do I want to stand out, the cool new spots with the weird menu items make me cool, right?!"

I saw them on a menu in Calgary once.

"I didn't vote for you!"

It's well-known that snakes are right-wing libertarians.