I would feel much safer being flown by a pansexual transgender catgirl than by a MAGAt.

I know, freedom of speech and whatnot, but it's amazing what these ass-backward morons will spout as fact, and worse, use to justify their horrendous policies. Seems like they should at least have to attend some basic "facts of reality" class before returning to work. At a minimum.

We need to start promoting and supporting trans and drag queen baby sitters. Because I know my kids will be safe, unlike leaving them with one of these churchy, sexually repressed, authoritarian assholes.

Where do these idiots get this shit? Is there just a room of guys at the Heritage Foundation sitting around seeing who can make people believe the dumbest thing?

Has he explained how they manage to keep a litter tray in the cockpit despite turbulence?

If the furry trans alien Eldrich entities are going to safely take off and land, I am not sure what the problem is?

"Tuberville claimed, however, that affirming parents are guilty of “child abuse.” "

Wouldn't be suprised if they find child porn in his computer in the next year or so.

$10 says his Internet history has lots of e621 on it

Projector jokes aside, who cares if trans furries fly plains? The whole entire internet would probably implode and disappear without them. Their backs must be broken beyond repair with how much they carry the web.

Maybe the speed running community is over representative of trans folks, but I would feel quite safe in their hands. Those guys, gals, and nonbinary pals have crazy control of their manual dexterity.

This guy is a hate filled dumbass.

Meh, Fury airlines couldn't be worse than Spirit.

It's his way of revealing that when he's not being an anti-American piece of shit bigot at work, he spends his time sitting around in a feather-suit (but still being an anti-American piece of shit bigot).

I didn't want to know exactly what kind of porn this guy gets off to, but I guess I know now.

Conservatives will always look for ways to oppress as many of the normal people as possible. This is because all conservatives have a deep, instinctive need to harm others.

When conservatives have power, they will always use that power to oppress the normal people. Always. Throughout all recorded human history, the conservatives of every civilization have been the source of every act of oppression ever commited.

Tuberville's comments are comical, but the absurdity comes from genuine, pure evil. We rationalize that evil by calling it conservatism. But that's all conservatism is. It's just evil by every definition of the word.

We do need mental institutions, a lot of them, so we have a place to house the GOP. And they should be run by trans furries, just to drive those conservatives crazy.

Didn’t they start using ai for air traffic control yesterday?

You can't make this up! ... he added.

That's just horrible that flights have become non stop furry orgies. I'm shocked. But what airlines are doing this? Which specific one?

They must have accidentally targeted Hearts of Iron IV gamers with the recruitment ads. They did this to themselves. A mistake in their eyes; but I'll take a Hearts of Iron themperor over a CoD Nazi anyday of the week.

Yeah well it sounds like those ducks are sitting in the pilots seat now you manky bitch

Hey, check it out! Dummy Dummerville has a boner for Furries! I wonder what his favorite is.

I expect he spent a lot of time walking around barefoot down there in Blabalama. Enjoy those hookworms, boy.

Pilots? Bullshit, everybody knows furries run the autonomous systems!

Neverending war in a Middle Eastern country with seemingly no end in sight. People up in arms over AI and data centers. People upset about sky-high gas and diesel prices (as we prep for winter months). People angry about not enough housing, unsafe food supplies, and everything costing so much more than just a year ago. People upset about billionaires calling the shots in a democracy. People upset about having people tackled and disappeared. Donnie fixated on putting his tainted name on everything and building ballrooms and arches and painting a reflecting pool American flag blue. RFK jr talking about vaccine denialism and chemtrails in the face of a measles outbreak.

Tommy: we really need to focus on the....checks notes....FURRIES!

Good to see the federal government's openness to hiring the mentally ill.

First off, the furries were probubly there first, second wtf are you talking about??

airforce pilots are livid right now. These mfers don't yiff, they wouldn't last a day in the skies.

furries have been around way longer than the grand old peadoparty, and they will be around way longer than you, old fuck.

That would explain all the meowing on guard.

This just in: people you don't totally understand and who live a different lifestyle to you can be good at their jobs and maybe you should shut the fuck up about it

One thing is true, clowns have been in charge of congress for ages.

Iran must be real bad if they wheeled out the extra clowns

Rawr! Fear me! :3c

I think he might be confusing furry pilots with the FBI letting animal fuckers join now. I mean, he has to be, right? There is no way he could be ok with animal fuckers joining the FBI but be upset about furry pilots. That would just be stupid.

Now you're a sexy looking sitting duck! Are you flying alone, handsome?

E621 artists, could you pretty please?

So seriously, is this a mangled retelling of idiots meowing on guard? Because if it is it’s ALMOST funny…

Ok boomer.

He'll get a heart attack the moment he discovers the furry subculture of planesonas.

SFW Lesbian Concorde x Tupalev Tu-144 art

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They're roommates by the way. Like for real, the IRL planes with the same registration are in (or rather "on") the same museum.

paging u/fuckswithducks

Think we need to check this senators internet history...

I feel dumber for just looking at his picture.

Is this one of those fake stories some asshat thought was real, Like the schools with litter boxes nonsense?

Wait until he hears about the air force

If they can fly as good as they code i'm in.

Wait, I could fly while a chicken pilots the plane?

SIGN ME UP!

So the senator's fursona is a duck?

Dipshit shits bullshit shittily. Film at 11

tuber is a storage organ from the ground, it fits his name.

Meanwhile most airline pilots are actually racist veterans.

We really need laws that hold all Congresspersons speaking to the press or to the chamber as under oath and subject to perjury.

If a pilot enjoys anthropomorphised animals and isn't wearing a fursuit, it's the same as that one anti-racist joke, "What do you call a Black man flying a plane?" I dunno, what? "A pilot, you racist fuck." A guy flying a plane who likes furry culture (and/or is a furry) is still a pilot. Just like a senator who supports a paedophile president is still a paedophile enabler.

Not sure what that has to do with trans people/trans kids, but if you're from the same political party as the president and you're not disavowing his extracurricular activities, clean up your own house before throwing stones at another.

Make mental institutions for people still registered Republican after 2026

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WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So... we thinking Alzheimers or bvFTD?

Citizens say “pedophiles” and “nazis” are taking over congress because of republican voters: “They’re just so fucking stupid and rapey!’”

likely socialized secret surgeries while the rest of us go bankrupt if we get a cold.