Start planning a good sentence to send to yourself today and have it ready 5 years from now.

Force mom to go see a doctor.

You're trans. Divorce the alcoholic abuser and start being happy

Don’t let mom get that surgery. She is the glue that keeps us all together and we need more years of that.

You should just break up with her while you have the chance

YOU LIKE WOMEN!

Bitcoin peaks at $100k

Don't move across the country with him, get a divorce, your gut instincts are right, he's been cheating on you this whole time and he's about to financially ruin you.

CLS's stock price will increase by 3,860.57% over the next five years.

Remember to bring your protective gear, and don't ever ride even once if you don't have it - you will suffer the consequences for years.

Or possibly: All behavioural changes (even seemingly positive ones like being more brave, assertive, active, loud and outgoing) are symptoms of something going on in your pets, so prioritise going to the vet more often when they appear - catching issues early means less damage to surrounding organs, less suffering and cheaper treatment.

Find a new job when Frank retires. Jason, his replacement, is a fuckin idiot.

Just leave, he doesn’t love you.

Don't fucking marry her you idiot.

You will have a lot more money, if you don’t spend it all on drugs.

Dump this job, it's making you miserable.

Divorce him now!

Staying in Japan is a mistake. When your company cuts the rest of the staff, GTFO to Europe.

(it will be up to a future version of me to send another message about if/how that works out).

"Nvidia is going to be stable for longer than you think."

When you apply for van insurance make sure you siren the names of the drivers correctly!

wait to sell your biomedical stocks until may 2022.

had I waited, I would have made a cool $32 million.

Call grandma more frequently, you have less than 3 years to chat with her :(

(I miss her)

Make shure you do administrative stuff well ahead of deadlines, then double and triple check you actually did it.

It's me 5 years from the future, [secret I've never told anyone should prove it] buy European defense stocks before 2022.

Don't invite any of your family to your wedding, the sooner you sever all ties from your family, the better.

You’ll get the job, eventually, but you have to keep trying!

Do. Not. Seek. The treasure!

You're gonna get a tractor in a year.

Don't ever go bouldering again or you'll regret it for the rest of your life

Buy Nvidia stock.

That anxiety, that depression, that feeling of never fitting in, that feeling of either boredom or overwhelm... is ADHD.

Tbh, I wish I could transmit this to my past self 30 years ago.

Start painting immediately.

She is seeing someone else, start planning

"Do drugs don't drink, bro."

I probably would have ended up drinking and doing even more drugs I think...

Live the life, stupid.

"I'm going in dry"

Do everything you can to save the money faster to buy the house sooner

Stay home all day long, no matter what, on January 3rd, 2022.

"I don't remember you" was my idea to say the last 5 years have completely changed my life, but I'd probably assume I got Alzheimers ahead of schedule. One sentence is tough.

"It worked out" feels like what if want to hear, but that ignores growing global and national issues. Might even make me lazier, believing in some grand natural path, creating a paradox.

I could send details on the job move that made life better, but I'm on the path that took me out of that job already, so why try to change it?

Are monetary moves the only thing that would work for me? Not to change my route, but give me some more padding today?

Move in with your aunt and uncle now, before the dementia gets any worse.

"It'll all work out brilliantly"

Don't sell your Bitcoin yet.

Buy ram and nvidia stock

Enjoy the time you have with your family, they won't last forever.

Buy a house right now.

Start trying now, it's going to take longer than expected

Grow a spine and book the therapy appointment.

stay single

Buy gamestop, study in cafes not uni. Also :3.

"Hi, how ya doing?"

"Fuck you, loser!"

He is not worth it. Send it back to when ever, it will always make sense.

Eat the mushrooms

Do not do the thing you did on June 18th 2026.

"Keine Angst!"

You'll survive.

You're doing great, maybe start Jiu-Jitsu now because you'll really like it in 3 years. Otherwise no notes.

Shit's about to hit the fan from multiple directions and all at once. There is nothing you can do to stop it, but instead focus on how to handle it. In a more healthy way.

Don't move cities stop ignoring her red flags and go to the fucking gym

Go to a therapist your insurance will take.

Fuck!

My message is, don't bother trying to help democrats. It's a thankless and fruitless mission that ends in this.

give up, nothing matters and continuing isnt worth it.

Just give up already.