$600 bucks! Wow, every time I hear more about the American medical system I'm shocked.
I suppose it's still cheaper than having an accidental kid.

Or candy

For gaming in person try screencheat.
Like goldeneye multiplayer but everyone is invisible, so you have to look at their screen

Have you seen Agent 64: spies never die kinda hits that spot.

Pretty good, I get to go home after being at work for three weeks. Sadly my wife will be away visiting her folks abroad but that means quality time with the kids, going to take them climbing and rewatch 'over the garden wall'.
It's going to be a hell of a lot better than the last few weeks.

Makes me think this was a hit and they wanted it to "look like and accident"

I recall maybe mythbusters making a boat out of gaffer tape but I don't recall ever seeing anyone make a boat our of sandbags!
here it is

What if having never been born they become outside of time and can never die!

I fly in a helicopter to work all the time and they're awful, super noisy and uncomfortable, hope they get replaced with blimps.
Travel I style, a little lounge, maybe a bar, probably not.

"Fancy a spliff?"
"Yeah, I know a place"
3 hour hike later to the most stunning spot...