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[–] 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Lol I’d believe it.

    Now watch as a I make this string of beads disappear… and then REAPPEAR!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    But that's MORE embarrassing. He should have said "Bondage and sex stuff I use to masturbate with"... It's less embarrassing.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    It’s all good but what are those dice doing there?? Is he a closet Dungeon Master??

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    This is pretty close to how some witchcraft was invented. "Why do you have a broom under your bed sheets?"

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