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    I was literally thinking earlier today about this meme and how I haven’t seen it in a god’s age. That first half of it with his tongue sticking out always made me laugh.

    This was around the time of the lolcats, and of the icanhazcheezburger website, too.

    I feel so old.

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    I had this saved from 2017 apparently

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    How mad could he possibly be mid-orgasm?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Hate-fucking is a real thing.

    Girl in highschool broke my heart in ways that crippled me emotionally for 8 years.

    Met back up randomly (I was happy being a stoner frying wings) when she was married and dude was beating her. Finger-shaped bruises on her neck and all.

    Upturned my whole life to pay for her a way out. Got sober, left my job for a real one, had her take my place at the job I was leaving so she'd have her own income.

    It wasn't a thing for me, it was a plan to get her out and in her own place that I'd supplement.

    After all that, she said she was leaving the state instead of the plan we agreed to. I kissed her and we had angry relations.

    It didn't change her mind, but she did say many things that fixed my mental hangup. So much so when she called me from jail I declined the call.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Im somewhat of a hate-fucking enjoyer myself tho for me its a different situation. I think there are different relationship goals you can have but nothing is more raw and unadulterated than sleeping with someone who youre jealous of or annoys you for some reason and vice-versa. As for a personal example, i hate pickme girls and "tiktok girls™" but just fucking out of spite was, you know, very uncontrolled. I guess its the physical attraction you have towards a person while not liking them that can elevate the experience, but ince again in a long term relationship this wouldnt work, its more like fuckbuddies.

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    So are you saying you wouldn't call 911 even if there was an intruder in your house because the cops would only make matters worse? 😂

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Uh, yeah? They can kill pets for getting in the way, target you if you're the wrong skin color, or risk collateral damage should they be too trigger happy. Robbers won't want to stick around, and someone just looking to hurt you (rare af) can be dealt with more quickly by neighbors if you live in an urban environment. As soon as hostility becomes too costly, almost any random threat will run.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I'm sorry if your world is all mad max lawlessness but in my world this is how I've successfully gone about things: Intruder in house > call 911 > police come & file a report > eventually get a warrant for the intruder's arrest > intruder eventually gets apprehended & removed from society. Peace restored.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Must be nice to live in a world where cops aren't glorified gang members

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    And don't watch the news too much because that makes people live in paranoia that the whole world is going up in flames. It's really not.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Fuck no. WE have Community Emergency response in my area. Calling the cops would also put ME and my FAMILY at risk because ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS. Children have been taken away from their parents because the cops they called for help alerted social services. So they are not allowed in our community any more. Fuck you for suggesting it, bootlicker. You disgust me.

    *For your enjoyment:

    https://www.iamc-line3.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/guidebook-for-community-emergency-response.pdf

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  • [–] 45 points 1 month ago (1 child)
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    From the archives of 2019

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    THIS IS AMERICA SNOWFLAKE!!!

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    The oldest meme on my phone. I changed phones in like 2017, so I don’t have my very ancient memes.

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    Saved this one as a contact picture for a friend obsessed with crossfit.

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    Quite new, since I recently reset my phone lol

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    From 2012. Most of y’all were probably in grade school when I saved this meme on my phone. ALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GERIATRIC MEME LORD

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    October 2, 2020 66341

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