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I saw a very cool spider today
spider spoiler tag for the arachnophobic ^ - ^
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spider spider!

It's okay, I have bugs in my code to look at. 🥲
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How mad could he possibly be mid-orgasm?
Hate-fucking is a real thing.
Girl in highschool broke my heart in ways that crippled me emotionally for 8 years.
Met back up randomly (I was happy being a stoner frying wings) when she was married and dude was beating her. Finger-shaped bruises on her neck and all.
Upturned my whole life to pay for her a way out. Got sober, left my job for a real one, had her take my place at the job I was leaving so she'd have her own income.
It wasn't a thing for me, it was a plan to get her out and in her own place that I'd supplement.
After all that, she said she was leaving the state instead of the plan we agreed to. I kissed her and we had angry relations.
It didn't change her mind, but she did say many things that fixed my mental hangup. So much so when she called me from jail I declined the call.
Im somewhat of a hate-fucking enjoyer myself tho for me its a different situation. I think there are different relationship goals you can have but nothing is more raw and unadulterated than sleeping with someone who youre jealous of or annoys you for some reason and vice-versa. As for a personal example, i hate pickme girls and "tiktok girls™" but just fucking out of spite was, you know, very uncontrolled. I guess its the physical attraction you have towards a person while not liking them that can elevate the experience, but ince again in a long term relationship this wouldnt work, its more like fuckbuddies.
And as always: ACAB.
So are you saying you wouldn't call 911 even if there was an intruder in your house because the cops would only make matters worse? 😂
Uh, yeah? They can kill pets for getting in the way, target you if you're the wrong skin color, or risk collateral damage should they be too trigger happy. Robbers won't want to stick around, and someone just looking to hurt you (rare af) can be dealt with more quickly by neighbors if you live in an urban environment. As soon as hostility becomes too costly, almost any random threat will run.
I'm sorry if your world is all mad max lawlessness but in my world this is how I've successfully gone about things: Intruder in house > call 911 > police come & file a report > eventually get a warrant for the intruder's arrest > intruder eventually gets apprehended & removed from society. Peace restored.
Must be nice to live in a world where cops aren't glorified gang members
And don't watch the news too much because that makes people live in paranoia that the whole world is going up in flames. It's really not.
I'm almost jealous you live with such privilege, but I don't envy your lack of empathy
Fuck no. WE have Community Emergency response in my area. Calling the cops would also put ME and my FAMILY at risk because ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS. Children have been taken away from their parents because the cops they called for help alerted social services. So they are not allowed in our community any more. Fuck you for suggesting it, bootlicker. You disgust me.
*For your enjoyment:
https://www.iamc-line3.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/guidebook-for-community-emergency-response.pdf
THIS IS AMERICA SNOWFLAKE!!!


The oldest meme on my phone. I changed phones in like 2017, so I don’t have my very ancient memes.
Saved this one as a contact picture for a friend obsessed with crossfit. 
omg, i remember someecards!!! that is crazy. Amazing to have seen these a million years ago when they were ubiquitous, and to have not even noticed their slow extinction. Seeing this kind of gave me time whiplash.

From 2012. Most of y’all were probably in grade school when I saved this meme on my phone. ALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GERIATRIC MEME LORD
What's up

barely a meme, but well done
(now my mind is grinding away trying to find a suitable caption to make it into a meme)
We need a count bot on lemmy
To have it count what?




































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