someone told me their sound for meetings was coming out of their hard drive the other day. I knew what they meant but still.

now if it was a floppy drive I could believe them

Wait you're telling me no one wanted to see a movie about an aging oil magnate during a fuel shortage and a climate disaster? Surely Tom Cruise doing a funny little dance is all that is needed to make this character who represents the worst scum of the earth into a relatable figure?

Honestly the only good part of this movie seems to be the casting, they got Cruise to play human garbage. That's spot on great job.

AI pop up on a story about AI over reach. Irony is now lost to TIME

naw it was real fun to make the whole thing tip up on two legs just to the point of falling over, like running up to a cliff at full speed and skidding to a stop inches from the edge

reads: Utah first state to legalize prescription narcotics for recreational use

Nothing I hate more than a family trying to switch seats with half the plane because they didn't get tickets together. If it's a first come first serve seating plane that's one thing but I have seen people pull this shit on flights where you can select your seat before hand.

yeah but how are those bisco cookies tho they look pretty fire

They could have even said "that thing from the Adams Family" and not been wrong. This is just purposely obtuse