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[–] 32 points 3 months ago
[–] 17 points 3 months ago

Can't compete with elf pussy. Beren didn't steal a Silmaril from the iron crown of Morgoth himself because of Lúthien's personality.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Gimli: “He’s mine, toots.”

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    "I would cut off your head, beard and all, Master Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground”

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    He fell...but not for you.

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