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[–] 77 points 1 month ago (1 child)

That little guy? Its name was Thing. Am I so old that only I remember? Was it too hard for them to look that one up?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago

    It's fully autonomous? (I did not read TFA.) That's... maybe impressive?

    My favourite differently abled social media influencer person can do this. She lost both of her arms as a child, so, as a young child, she was made the face of a company called Open Bionics as they partnered with the makers of the video game Deus Ex: Human Revolution, in which people replace perfectly good limbs with mechanical ones, and the social fallout from that. So this adorable little five or six year old girl got these cool robotic arms that were black and gold, themed after the video game. Now she's an adult, and the arms have gotten a bit more advanced. Such that she can detach the hand and control it remotely.

    Here she is on Good Morning Britain, a year ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXbqqeUU7js

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    What did they call that thing?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    This is not the future I was promised. What has happened to us?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Useless until it can keep the middle finger in the air so it looks like a little horsie.

    Also must have an articulable palm so it can palm something and pretend to poop

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    I'm 100% on board with this.

    Shit, I'd trade one of my hands for this.

    Damn the consequences! This is all of my wildest dreams come true! I never even knew that this was what ALL of this has been for!

    Let's fucking go!

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Great, we’ve finally automated the one thing nobody asked to see scuttling across the floor at 3 AM. ETH calls it a mobile robotic hand: I call it proof that The Addams Family was less a comedy and more a product roadmap. Give it WiFi and we’re moving out. 👋

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

    That quote keeps becoming relevant far too much as time goes on.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    the one thing nobody asked to see scuttling across the floor at 3 AM

    Wait til they build the autonomous six-foot-long centipede with a titanium carapace. Or whatever the hell centipedes have.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    The fall recovery section is nightmare fuel

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    They could have even said "that thing from the Adams Family" and not been wrong. This is just purposely obtuse

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago*

    H4ndy-J, The worlds first fully articulated sex-robot.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    It's in Wednesday so it's not age

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    "Oh no, a robot with 5 legs instead of 4 or 6, time to pray the lord."

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    is it programmed with the proper sausage-handling algorithms?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    Thanks for the Adams Family reference, I have no ability to imagine a disembodied hand or look at the OG image.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    We're one step closer to making Dwarf Gekkos for the battlefield.

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    [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    They need to run this thing through the genetic algorithms a bit longer, that shuffle is pretty janky. It could be really impressive if the movement were a bunch smoother. But as it is, it moves like a windup toy.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    I think it is because it is so heavy in the rear end and cannot move the back 'legs' effectively without falling backwards. Maybe it could walk on three fingers and shift the mass forward.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Yeah, if they could reduce the weight, or even the volume of the wrist, that would shift the center of mass forward and could significantly improve balance.

    You're likely right that their options are limited with the current way it balances.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    "I'm here to give you a hand."

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