This is my new favorite pyramids conspiracy theory: aliens arrived just after the pyramids were built.

They should come back in a few thousand years for Fur Affinity. Then they can see some wild body plans.

I wish i had the picture, but thise alens should have seen m'y 15 yo son, sands sculpture. It was a 3 foot.long sphinx with big fat butt and a dark mud poop. Hé dubbed it thé sphinxcter. Humain genius at work.

Aliens see the pyramids and have the same conclusion as idiot conspiracy theorists that they were built by a 3rd alien species.

"If they've mastered big-ass triangles, than surely they've achieved world peace and conquered scarcity. Ah well, I guess there's nothing else for us to teach them"

warps away

You think humans are the hybrid of them aliens and the cat dude? You like aliens fucking cats bro? That's all of ancient Egypt ib a nutshell. Don't do crack cocaine kids, cuz then you end up like me, Alex Jones, Bill Hicks impersonator extraordinare!

I like that they speak from their eyes

I will say it's ancient equivalent of "comissioning your grave into being made a modernist art display."

It's weird that that alien has a hole in his neck in that one panel

Soundtrack for my space bros