get a call from my bro
"hey bro, what's up?"
"dude, you won't believe it, but I just donated $1000 to my favorite Twitch streamer!"
tfw my brother has donated more money to a girl on Twitch than he's given me in my lifetime
"uh, why did you do that?"
"because she's really good at the game and she's hot af!"
baka my head
"bro, you know you could have used that money for something else, right?"
"like what?"
"I don't know, maybe save it for a rainy day?"
"nah, I'd rather support my girl on Twitch. Plus, if I donate enough money, she might notice me and we could start dating!"
tfw my brother thinks he has a chance with a girl who doesn't know he exists